Monday, August 2, 2010

News Video Of The Day: Rapist

"Whether or not you surrender yourself to authorities is irrelevant, sir, as we intend to pursue and apprehend you posthaste. I feel that it is my responsibility to make you aware of our goal so that you may inform your family, friends and the public at large, should anyone inquire."

From Cleve.


8 Unlikely Homewreckers Of The Day

Unlikely is right -- I don't buy half of these. But then, I don't read the Star, so what do I know?

From The Frisky (list and copy).


MEG RYAN

Rumor has it that perhaps it wasn’t Susan Sarandon‘s dalliances with a sexy, young ping-pong player that broke up her 23-year relationship with Tim Robbins. The word on the street is that he was getting some on the side from Meg Ryan. Who would think sweet Meg and her muppet lips could be so destructive?

ALICIA KEYS

Last year, much internet drama was sparked by R&B singer Mashonda’s beef with Alicia Keys, who allegedly broke up Mashonda’s marriage with Swizz Beatz. Mashonda went crazy over Keys’ Twitter post: “[In] love, is it better to go [for] the choice that is smart or the choice that has spark?” In response, Mashonda posted an open letter, saying “If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage.” Sweet little Alicia Keys? Say it ain’t so! (The real issue here-- what the fuck's a "swizz" beat? -C)

NATALIE PORTMAN

Is it possible that Natalie Portman broke up Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn‘s marriage? It is according to Star. Are you sensing a theme?!? According to the tab, Robin was “furious he was messing around with such a young star. Natalie stimulates him in ways no other person has, mentally or professionally. There’s a lot more there with Natalie than any of the other girls Sean’s been with.” Bah. I don’t believe this one for a second. Natalie’s too cool for such shenanigans.

CLAIRE DANES

We were all shocked when Claire Danes came between Billy Crudup and a seven-months-pregnant Mary-Louise Parker. Who knew that Ms. “My So-Called Life,” after being heartbroken by Jordan Catalano so many times, had it in her?

See the rest at The Frisky.

Classic TV Show Intro Of The Day: RR

Still a great song. Saturday morning, 9:22, sitting on the brown shag carpet in my Wacky Races pajamas about six inches from the 13" Zenith (no remote control, a coathanger where the rabbit ears used to be), eating white toast and drinking grape Kool-Aid. During commercial breaks I'd pin down one of my sisters and dangle spit from my mouth over her face, sucking it in, letting it down again, over and over while she screamed. Good times.


Comedy.com Links Of The Weekend

Bumping these from the weekend. Thanks for clicking.



Mischa Barton's Dress Gets Busted

10 Things Women Do That Men Love

Mad Magazine Rejection Letter

How To Dress Like A Hipster

Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Is A Porn Star?

These Are The Sexiest Men Ever?

Vid Of The Day: The Next Governor Of TN

Sold! I'm moving to TN just so I can vote for this cracker. He has a website if you'd like to know more -- and I know you would.

Link from Kate.



July Motivational Poster Roundup

My thanks to Juicy Trixx, The Pirate Star and Janis for July's posters.






































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