Thursday, July 29, 2010

Prank of the Day: Best Meal I've Ever Had

This appealed to the prankster in me, although you may have to be of a certain age to really appreciate it. ~ Daisy


Postcards From Yo Momma, Vol. 2

Moms crack me up. More selections from a site I love, Postcards From Yo Momma.























See Postcards From Yo Momma, Vol. 1 here.

Vid Of The Day: 35 Movies in 2 Minutes

Here's a video by Pascal Monaco in which he strings together graphic representations of 35 popular movies into two minutes of fun.

How many of the films do you recognize? I got Taxi.

-Frank


Vid Of The Day: Ibex

Hey man, say it, don't spray it.

From Carly.



Famous Last Words Of The Day, Vol. 2

Link from Eli. All quotes from Wikipedia.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
- George Appel, executed by electric chair in 1928.


Codeine…bourbon…
- Tallulah Bankhead

More weight.
- Giles Corey, while being crushed during the Salem witch trials because he would not answer the court.

Now why did I do that?
- General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!
- Lavinia Fisher, hanged for murder in 1820.


Lady, you shot me!
- Sam Cooke, after being shot in his hotel room.

I should have drunk more champagne.
- John-Maynard Keynes, British economist.

...and now for a final word from our sponsor.
- Charles Gussman, a television writer for the soap opera, Days of Our Lives.


You can kiss my ass.
- Convicted mass-murderer John Wayne Gacy, before being executed.

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.
- Crawford Goldsby, aka Cherokee Bill, when asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
- Thomas J. Grasso, before being executed by lethal injection in Oklahoma.


You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.
- Alex, African Grey Parrot used in comparative psychology research at Brandeis University, spoken to his handler as she put him in his cage for the night. He was found dead the next morning.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
- Edmund Gwenn, actor (d. 1959), when asked if he thought dying was tough.

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.
- Conrad Hilton, hotel tycoon, when asked if he had any last words of wisdom.


Wow!
- Bo Diddley, as he lay dying on his deathbed with his family surrounding him.

Enough already.
-William Herrick, writer

I am dying. Please…bring me a toothpick.
- Alfred Jarry, absurdist writer and playwright

(Famous Last Words Of The Day, Vol. 1 here)

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