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36 Crazy Fashion And Runway Trends

Russian Spy Says Nyet To Porn Career

Bill Murray Talks About “Ghostbusters 3″

6 Reasons To Ride A Polar Bear To Work

From The Oatmeal, where you can see the full list.

10 Classic Topless Movie Scenes Of The Day (NSFW)

Why? Because boobies rock the casbah, that's why. I just can't believe they stopped at ten. I can think of at least ten hundred. Maybe even a thousand.

Oh.. the dude on the nipples is that pretentiously named movie director, McG. You'll have to click the link at bottom to see why they chose him.

From Screen Junkies. This post and most of the links are NSFW. I should also warn you that one of the clips includes Mel Gibson, who used to be a movie star.


KATIE HOLMES in THE GIFT

Before Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Suri, Katie Holmes was regarded as attractive. She was also regarded as a marketable casting choice. Sadly those days are gone, but thankfully she was able to appear in 2000’s The Gift, where she gave us the greatest gift of all… nipples.

HALLE BERRY in SWORDFISH

Audiences were shocked when respected actress Halle Berry went topless in the action-dud Swordfish. I’ve got to admit that the scene is pretty gratuitous and out-of-place. She’s literally reading a book topless. The book might as well be upside down or titled, Hey! Look At My Funbags!!

LYCIA NAFF in TOTAL RECALL

Unless you’re discussing The Godfather Trilogy, three is normally better than two, as illustrated in the classic scene from Total Recall where Arnold encounters a woman with three breasts, played convincingly by Lycia Naff, with some help from the makeup department. Fun fact: Lycia Naff later went on to be a journalist, and her celebrity coverage for People Magazine resulted in Denise Richards labeling her a c-word in public. It's a small world amongst topless on-camera personalities after all.

JOYCE HYSER in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS

1985’s Just One of the Guys tells the story of a female high school student who masquerades as a boy in order to win a prestigious journalism internship. Her plan works too well when she falls for a classmate. Toward the end of the film actress Joyce Hyser exposes herself to her crush in an effort to prove that she isn’t actually Ralph Macchio. And the world has been waxing off ever since.

(See the rest at Screen Junkies)

QOTD: Your Handle

What does your screen name mean? If it's your real name, yeah, we figured. But the rest of you -- speak up. Or not. It's a free country.

Vid Of The Day: TV Themes

You go, little man. The kid has skills.

Good stuff from Rockman.

"Yo Mamma" Jokes Of The Day

A great idea from Amy H.



Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus three bucks

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice

Yo momma so ugly she could scare the flies off a shit wagon

Yo momma house so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I leave

Yo momma so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur

Yo momma so greasy her freckles slipped off

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp

Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night

Yo momma so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo momma so fat her belly button has an echo

Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing it back."

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth

Yo momma so stupid she stole a free sample

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread

Yo mamma so old her social security number is 1

Yo momma so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money

Yo momma so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop

Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "