Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Oh.. the dude on the nipples is that pretentiously named movie director, McG. You'll have to click the link at bottom to see why they chose him.
From Screen Junkies. This post and most of the links are NSFW. I should also warn you that one of the clips includes Mel Gibson, who used to be a movie star.
KATIE HOLMES in THE GIFT
Before Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Suri, Katie Holmes was regarded as attractive. She was also regarded as a marketable casting choice. Sadly those days are gone, but thankfully she was able to appear in 2000’s The Gift, where she gave us the greatest gift of all… nipples.
HALLE BERRY in SWORDFISH
Audiences were shocked when respected actress Halle Berry went topless in the action-dud Swordfish. I’ve got to admit that the scene is pretty gratuitous and out-of-place. She’s literally reading a book topless. The book might as well be upside down or titled, Hey! Look At My Funbags!!
LYCIA NAFF in TOTAL RECALL
Unless you’re discussing The Godfather Trilogy, three is normally better than two, as illustrated in the classic scene from Total Recall where Arnold encounters a woman with three breasts, played convincingly by Lycia Naff, with some help from the makeup department. Fun fact: Lycia Naff later went on to be a journalist, and her celebrity coverage for People Magazine resulted in Denise Richards labeling her a c-word in public. It's a small world amongst topless on-camera personalities after all.
JOYCE HYSER in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS
1985’s Just One of the Guys tells the story of a female high school student who masquerades as a boy in order to win a prestigious journalism internship. Her plan works too well when she falls for a classmate. Toward the end of the film actress Joyce Hyser exposes herself to her crush in an effort to prove that she isn’t actually Ralph Macchio. And the world has been waxing off ever since.(See the rest at Screen Junkies)
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