Thursday, July 15, 2010

Inbred Meatf*ck Of The Day:

Kill my landlord, kill his wife. Landlord's dog -- do he bite? C-I-L-L. Kill my landlord.

From The Smoking Gun and Blong.


Horny Man In Assault Bust


JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car.

Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns.

The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head."

According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path."

Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.


Vid Of The Day: AT-AT Day Afternoon

Brillz.


Comedy.com Links Of The Day

Thanks for clicking, pardners.



Shaq Unleashes Torrential Flow At Rap Show

34 Extremely Silly, Awkward Mascots

Flash Mob In City Hall Park

Naked Jailer Fired After Playboy Shoot

Feng Shui Your Way To Hotter Sex

Kid Goes Nuts For Nude Celebrity Pics

Classic Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Personal Graph

best of craigslist > sydney >

A personal ad.. in graph form


Date: 2009-05-25, 3:25PM EST


Replies invited.. (in graph form or not!)



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Top 9 White Guy Afros Of The Day

From Maxim.com.

LEON TROTSKY

Even when this Bolshevik revolutionary was in exile, he continued to oppose Stalinist bureaucracy…and regularly scheduled haircuts.

RICHARD SIMMONS

The flamboyant exercise guru likes his hair the way he likes his ladies: big, sweaty, and ready to be conditioned.

ART GARFUNKEL

Sure, Paul Simon was far more talented than his ex-partner, but the Funkel’s ’fro accentuated that at least he was taller.

BOB ROSS

Just look at the happy little burnt-sienna mess of hair that sits atop the late The Joy of Painting star’s hippy-dippy head.

SIDESHOW BOB

Springfield’s resident homicidal maniac hates barbers as much as Kelsey Grammer (who voices the freak) hates driving sober.

PHIL SPECTOR

The pistol-packing producer showed up to his murder trial sporting this blond Afro wig, then got 19 to life. No word on whether or not the wig went with him.

BEA ARTHUR

How Rue McClanahan was the one getting laid in that house remains a head-scratcher.

GARY SPIVEY

Without a hint of humility, this professional psychic channels the cosmos through his mystical wig. He should really try channeling a gym membership.

MATT STONE

If you look closely, you can see the patch of gray that spawned "Uncle Fucker."

HONORABLE MENTIONS

The Drummer From Boston


Sammy Hagar "The Horrible"


Lindsey Buckingham


Dude from "Room 222"


Bob Dylan


Harpo and Chico Marx


Bert Convy
(RIP)


William "The Greatest American Hero" Katt


Don Henley


Yahoo Serious (Young Einstein)


Journey guitarist Neal Schon


Luke from General Hospital


Of course, any mention of Anthony "Luke" Geary means I have to run this classic commercial.


0:11 - "Da Bears!"
0:14 - Frolet
0:17 - "Valet parking, sir?"
0:22 - "Ms. Easton will take care of you, sir. Be sure to hang onto your claim check."

And a forgotten solo cut from Lindsey B. You might want to send your pets out of the room for the last 45 seconds of the song.


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