JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car.
Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns.
The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head."
According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path."
Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.
LEON TROTSKY Even when this Bolshevik revolutionary was in exile, he continued to oppose Stalinist bureaucracy…and regularly scheduled haircuts.
RICHARD SIMMONS The flamboyant exercise guru likes his hair the way he likes his ladies: big, sweaty, and ready to be conditioned.
ART GARFUNKEL Sure, Paul Simon was far more talented than his ex-partner, but the Funkel’s ’fro accentuated that at least he was taller.
BOB ROSS Just look at the happy little burnt-sienna mess of hair that sits atop the late The Joy of Painting star’s hippy-dippy head.
SIDESHOW BOB Springfield’s resident homicidal maniac hates barbers as much as Kelsey Grammer (who voices the freak) hates driving sober.
PHIL SPECTOR The pistol-packing producer showed up to his murder trial sporting this blond Afro wig, then got 19 to life. No word on whether or not the wig went with him.
BEA ARTHUR How Rue McClanahan was the one getting laid in that house remains a head-scratcher.
GARY SPIVEY Without a hint of humility, this professional psychic channels the cosmos through his mystical wig. He should really try channeling a gym membership.
MATT STONE If you look closely, you can see the patch of gray that spawned "Uncle Fucker."
HONORABLE MENTIONS
The Drummer From Boston
Sammy Hagar "The Horrible"
Lindsey Buckingham Dude from "Room 222"
Bob Dylan
Harpo and Chico Marx Bert Convy (RIP)
William "The Greatest American Hero" Katt
Don Henley
Yahoo Serious (Young Einstein)
Journey guitarist Neal Schon
Luke from General Hospital Of course, any mention of Anthony "Luke" Geary means I have to run this classic commercial.
0:11 - "Da Bears!" 0:14 - Frolet 0:17 - "Valet parking, sir?" 0:22 - "Ms. Easton will take care of you, sir. Be sure to hang onto your claim check."
And a forgotten solo cut from Lindsey B. You might want to send your pets out of the room for the last 45 seconds of the song.
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