Rare Celebrity Photos of the Day

This is a really fun collection. Melanie Griffith was such a pretty young lass, before she effed with her face. Love the one of Woody and Diane too. Also? It's amazing in the entire set how many pictures there are of celebrities smoking. Different times and all that.

(posted by Melissa)

Jeremy Irons and Meryl Streep

Marilyn Monroe

Dennis Hopper

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith

Jane Fonda

Elizabeth Taylor

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton

Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon

Original Star Wars Crew

See all 125 photos at Izismile.

Comedy.com Links Of The Day

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Soymilk: Dickhead commercial

Tom Segura: Thrilled

Dog Humps Stuffed Animal, Passes Out

Vid Of The Day: Apple Friend Bar

From The Onion. I love my Mac.

Great Showdowns Of The Day

Original art by Scott C. from his website, The Great Showdowns. He writes:

Since the beginning of time, there has been struggle. The epic clash of being against being. Tyrannosaurus Rex vs. Triceratops. Giant Squid vs. the Sperm Whale. The Circle vs. the Square. This is a chronicling of some of the greatest confrontations in FILM HISTORY. The greatest moments of melee. These are the GREAT SHOWDOWNS.

Link from Wendy in VA.


“You fooled ‘em, Chief. You fooled ‘em all!”


“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”


“We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!”


“Well, good! I’m sick of runnin’ from these wimps!”


“In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people… the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing…”


“You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.”


"You’re lying. It didn’t die. You took it. You’re lying. You witches! You’re lying! You’re lying! You’re lying! You’re LYING!”


“No matter what I say, it draws controversy. It’s sort of like the abortion issue.”


"Learnin about Cuba, havin some food."


"They're all gonna laugh at you!"


"I made a new friend today."


"I'm your huckleberry."


"Two dollars."

(See more at The Great Showdowns.)

Overreaction Of The Day (Video)

I wonder what this guy's reaction will be when he sees a vagina for the first time.

(Posted by Frank)

Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I slam your favorite eatery or store, here's a tissue. I hate the word eatery, btw.

Got some of your own? Speak up.



RED LOBSTER
Dead Lobster
Led Robster
Fish Stickster

POTTERY BARN
Robbery Barn

APPLEBEE'S
Crapplebee's
Applebutt's
I'll Be Right Back With Them Salads (in honor of something an Applebee's waiter in Waycross, Georgia once said to us)

OLIVE GARDEN
Ketchup & Noodles

McDONALD'S
McSquat
Burp
Old McDonald's (what my kid called it when she was little)
Rotten Ronnie's

KRYSTAL/WHITE CASTLE
Sliders
Colon Blow

WAFFLE HOUSE
Awful House
Awful Waffle
The Hungry Bastard (ask for some booger bread on the side)



TARGET
Tar-Jay
Heaven

SUBWAY
Suckway
Sandwich Artist's Colony
Blandwich

PIZZA HUT
Pizza Slut
Pizza Butt
Pizza the Hutt
Cheese On A Cracker

WAL-MART
Wally World
Aisle Of Cram
Hell
Always Screaming Babies. Always.

FUDDRUCKER'S
Pudfuckers
Buttfuckers

CHILI'S
Willi-Nilli's
Upchucki's

BLIMPIE
Skimpie, Home Of The Air Sandwich



WHOLE FOODS
Whole Paycheck
Whore Foods

BED, BATH & BEYOND
Bed, Bath and Beyond My Budget
Bed, Bath and Behind

MAJIK MARKET
Tragic Markup

NEIMAN MARCUS
Needless Markup

DENNY'S
The Roach
Drunky's

TOYS 'R US
We Be Toys

HOME DEPOT
Home Despot
Yes, We Have No Banana (an inside joke between my wife and me because HD has catalogs filled with things they don't have in stock. You spend an hour picking out fixtures, then they tell you they no longer carry those particular ones.)

LOWE'S
Slow's
Blows



RESTORATION HARDWARE
Fistoration Hardware

OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE
Steakback Outhouse

STEAK & ALE
Ache & Stale

ARBY'S
Barfby's
I'm Thinkin' Diarrhea

TACO BELL
Taco Hell
Toxic Hell
Taco Smell
Make A Run For The Toilet

STARBUCKS
Starfucks
Burnt Coffee

BABY SUPERSTORE
Baby Pooperstore



JACK IN THE BOX
Yack In A Box
Jack In My Box
Jack In The Crack
Gag In The Bag

FRIDAY'S
Flair

CHIK-FIL-A
Chicken Jesus (owned by devout Christians and closed on Sundays)

PUBLIX
Pubelicks

PIGGLY-WIGGLY
Hoggly-Woggly

PUBLIX + PIGGLY WIGGLY =
Wiggly Pubelix

DAIRY QUEEN
Scary Queen
Fairy Queen
Dairy Squeeze

DUNKIN' DONUTS
Drunken Dognuts

Helpful How-To Video of the Day (NSFW)

Jenna here tells us how to trick people into thinking you're really good-looking.

From Dlisted.

-- Bev