Friday, July 9, 2010

Comedy.com Links Of The Day

As always, thanks for clicking. Too bad it wasn't Urkel who was eaten by cats.



Hoarders Eaten By Cats

‘Urkel’ Investigated For Domestic Violence

10 Funny Masturbation Tips


Vid Of The Day: Attitude

He asked.

From The Courteous Chihuahua, who would no doubt agree.



Top 10 Wackiest Sex Laws In America

Yes, they are real, and I've broken at least six of them. What can I say, grouper is a sexy fish.

From Mr. Minimac and AlterNet.org.



1. In Bakersfield, CA,
you must use a condom to have sex with Satan.

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal to have sex a live fish.

4. In Dyersburg, TN, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.

5. In Merryville, MO, wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama.

7. In Washington state, you can have sex with an animal, but only if it weighs less than 40 lbs.

8. In Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot consummate your love with a rodeo clown in view of horses.

10. In Utah, America's biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, sex with an animal is fine unless you're doing it for money.

Vid Of The Day: Mission Impossible Cats

This is why we are never, ever safe. None of us.


"Caption This" Photo Of The Day

From Bev.



That's the problem with a conga line: one person goes down, everyone goes with them.


You can do better. Go.


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