Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tune Your God Damn Piano
Date: 2010-02-12, 4:52PM EST
Hell, you pay me a little extra and I'll make YOU sing too. Na i'm kidding, that's a little joke there. Nothing sexual, just piano tuning.
Email me and I'll come the fuck over, tune your fucking piano, take your god damn money, then be on my merry old motherfuckin way.
You want the shitfuckin thing tuned? Fine. Call me. I'll tune the motherfucker. Done. Just like that. No shit.
All of Manhattan or Brooklyn. Don't fucking call me if you're in Queens or Hoboken.
$80 for grand and upright pianos
$100 for spinet upright pianos (because they are way goddamn harder)
I do love a woman with a sense of humor. Especially a naughty one.
Great pics from Janis.
Update: I should've known some of you had pics like this....
Here's Bev, getting friendly with Superman, Jr.
Two from Sharyl-Anne and The Pirate Star
Kelly's about to get ejaculated from Disneyland
Samsmama scandalizing Chuck E. Cheese's
Not much going on here, but hey, it's the Stones. They don't need gimmicks. Keeping Keith alive is their gimmick.
Someone forgot to tell the extras not to look at the goddamn camera. Idiots. You'd think free donuts would inspire a little more obedience.