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Cat Lassie Will Not Save the Day


6 Laws That Were Great On Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)


The 6 Strangest Workouts For Women

Facebook Reviews: Sex & The City 2

Awesome. I didn't think anyone could hate that show/movie more than I do. I was wrong.

The "looses" sure bugs the shit out of me, though.

From Lamebook. Link from Tink.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Tune Your Piano

Why does this remind me of Matter Of Fact Mommy?

From Julie M.

Tune Your God Damn Piano

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Date: 2010-02-12, 4:52PM EST

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For christ's sake people, just let me tune your god damn piano, do the both of us a favor. I'm the best in the whole god damn city, I swear to christ. You can ask any one of my clients at any given time, email me and ask me for a list. I'll make that fucker SING.

Hell, you pay me a little extra and I'll make YOU sing too. Na i'm kidding, that's a little joke there. Nothing sexual, just piano tuning.

Email me and I'll come the fuck over, tune your fucking piano, take your god damn money, then be on my merry old motherfuckin way.

You want the shitfuckin thing tuned? Fine. Call me. I'll tune the motherfucker. Done. Just like that. No shit.

All of Manhattan or Brooklyn. Don't fucking call me if you're in Queens or Hoboken.

$80 for grand and upright pianos
$100 for spinet upright pianos (because they are way goddamn harder)

Naughty Girls Of The Day (NSFW) - Updated with FOLOTDs

I do love a woman with a sense of humor. Especially a naughty one.

Great pics from Janis.













































Update: I should've known some of you had pics like this....

Here's Bev, getting friendly with Superman, Jr.



Two from Sharyl-Anne and The Pirate Star

Kelly's about to get ejaculated from Disneyland



Samsmama scandalizing Chuck E. Cheese's

Classic 80s Music Video Of The Day: Waiting

Not much going on here, but hey, it's the Stones. They don't need gimmicks. Keeping Keith alive is their gimmick.

Someone forgot to tell the extras not to look at the goddamn camera. Idiots. You'd think free donuts would inspire a little more obedience.

Movie Trailer Of The Day

I know we're all excited for the latest installment of Twilight (Deathly Hallows, right?). This ought to whet your whistles! -Lefty