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Make-A-Wish Recreates Millennium Falcon

Conan O’Brien’s Show For 8 Year Olds

10 Knights We'd Rather See in 'Knight and Day'

Vid Of The Day: Drunk Driver Evacuated

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From Wendy in VA.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Sprinkler

best of craigslist > spokane >

vomiting man sprinkler/yard art

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Date: 2009-07-14, 8:56AM PDT

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I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past gawked at him like they had never seen a guy vomiting a steady stream of water all over the place.

I put an ad to offer to sell him on here under "arts & crafts" on Sunday, but didn't get any takers. I did get one very nice piece of fan mail from someone called the Dragon Planter and of course a couple pieces of spam. At 1st, I thought I might just keep him, but then thought somebody else might be more "into him" then I am. So am advertising again, and updating this ad on Friday the 17th.

He is life size & made from articulated steel rods w/a detachable ceramic head. The top of which is actually a planter that can have plants planted in it.

He can be posed in pretty much any postion a real human can pose in.

He would be good for filling a swimming pool.

I think if you dressed him like a cowboy & wired him to the fence, he'd make a pretty good stock tank filler too.

The kids would probably like to run through his barf on hot days.

You could put him in or near a pond & use a recirculating pump instead of hooking him to the garden hose.

You could dress him in womens clothes & put a wig on him. Making it a lady puker instead.

I can drive him down to Spokane for another $20, [must be prepaid by money order or check issued from bank of America only] and elsewhere possibly.

Please excuse the poor quality of the photos. I am horrible at taking pictures.

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Movie Trailer Of The Day: Mega

I think I've posted this before, but I don't care. It's that good. See it again for the first time. Whatever the F that means.

10 (Alleged) Celebrity Crackheads Of The Day

Crack is whack. Ergo, whack is crack.

From The Frisky.

MRS. CHARLIE SHEEN



Crack is not the drug you would expect a celebrity to get hooked on. Aren’t they at least rich enough to afford some pure cocaine or something classy like that? We know Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, was on something when she entered rehab last week, but now RadarOnline.com is reporting a rumor that it was for a raging crack habit. Then again, I guess you’d have to be on crack to marry Charlie and procreate with him.

WHITNEY HOUSTON



Even though Whitney Houston told Diane Sawyer that “crack is whack” back in 2002, we weren’t buying it. Her gaunt twitchiness gave her away. She recently admitted to Oprah that she had been using crack during her marriage to Bobby Brown. Shocker.

THE FAT BALDWIN



While Alec Baldwin was on “30 Rock,” his brother Daniel Baldwin was on crack rock. A couple of years ago, he admitted that he was a straight-up addict.

OKRAH? WTF?



Speaking of Oprah, the world was shocked when she admitted that she had smoked crack cocaine in her 20s with a boyfriend. Her ex, Randolph Cook, confirmed the story.

(See the rest at The Frisky)