Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Comedy.com Links Of The Day

We're so clicky in here.



Vanna White's Boring Life

A Dog Plays Fetch With Himself

6 Real Companies That Solve Fake Problems


Bonus! Two from my homies over at The Shark Guys.

Why soccer is better than baseball

Top 10 most annoying voices


It's Like Pulling Teeth (Of The Day)

(From Frank)

My young friend M has her first loose tooth. What's the best way for her to make it available for the Tooth Fairy?

Should she pull it herself?



Should she let her big brother do it?



Her younger brother?



How about Grandpa Vladamir and his vodka-swilling buddies?



Should she do it the old-fashioned way?



Or using high-tech?



Last-Minute Father's Day Gift Of The Day

Father's Day is this Sunday. If you haven't bought your old man anything yet, might I suggest this delightful trivia book?


Why it's perfect for Dad:

1) He spends hours in the crapper.
2) He loves to read on the crapper.
3) He likes crass humor that makes him laugh on the crapper.
4) Laughter helps the crapping process.

Buy one (or two or five) today! Just click the handy little link in the sidebar ---->

Thank you.


Vid Of The Day: Russian Singer Remix

Remember this one? Here's a remix. I think I like it even better than the original.

From Rich Girl Red, who knows from funny.


The 20 Most Recognizable Scents In The World

According to a Yale University study cited by Salon.com and Crayola.

At first glance I saw baby powder and cigarette butts back to back and thought for a split second that they'd listed "baby butts."

"Yep," I thought to myself, "That's a recognizable scent all right."

The first time I changed my child's diaper was an eye-opening (and sinus-opening) event. I was one of those guys who had never changed one before. I opened up that newborn Pampers and nearly shit my own pants.

I asked my wife, "Did you feed her a sloppy Joe?"

And the smell. Sweet hot Jesus.

"Is that normal?" I said. "I think she might be sick or something."

She laughed. "Nope. Normal."

"Dang. That ain't right. She gonna be doing this a lot?"

"Yep," says the Mrs. "And so are you."



1. Coffee
2. Peanut butter
3. Vicks VapoRub
4. Chocolate
5. Wintergreen oil
6. Baby powder
7. Cigarette butts
8. Mothballs
9. Dry cat food
10. Beer
11. Ivory bar soap
12. Juicy Fruit gum
13. Orange
14. Cinnamon
15. Lemon
16. Tuna
17. Banana
18. Crayons
19. Cheese
20. Bleach

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