Comedy.com Links Of The Day

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8 Funniest Drew Barrymore Impressions

Betty White Visits The Daily Show

5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

9 Celebrity Hit-And-Runners Of The Day

January Jones wasn't the first celeb to smash and dash. Check out these nine others. Eight of whom are Lindsay Lohan. (From The Frisky)

HEATHER LOCKLEAR

It’s funny that Heather Locklear became the poster child for hit-and-runs, considering the only thing she hit was a “no parking” sign. The “Melrose Place” star was already serving three years probation for reckless driving after being arrested for a DUI in 2008, and received a misdemeanor hit-and-run for knocking over the street sign without notifying the police.

ORLANDO BLOOM

(Errol Flynn mistakenly arrested by police after crash.)

There was an investigation after Orlando Bloom crashed into a parked Porsche, allegedly dodging a minivan that cut him off. One of Bloom’s friends suffered a fractured neck and another had cuts from her seat belt. But after the crash, Bloom took off for a while on foot. The paparazzi pleaded for the actor to return to the scene, more likely for more pictures and not for legal concerns.

HALLE BERRY

Halle Berry faced hit-and-run charges after running a red light and crashing into another car. She reportedly left the scene of the crime in her rented Chevy Blazer but was only charged with a misdemeanor. Probably because she’s pretty.

Which reminds me of this classic:




See the rest at The Frisky.

Spoof of the Day: When BP Spills Coffee

This clip made me literally LOL. In fact, I was almost ROFL but I'm not that drunk yet. Give me an hour.

From Funny or Die and yours truly, Bev.



"Now there's just coffee AND garbage!"

Movie Trailer Of The Day: Teeth (NSFW-ish)

Needs a laugh track!

22 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know

A great list from Mike Fourth and Mental Floss.

You know the characters, but you might not know their full names. Store these away for future trivia nights.


Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Ken’s last name is Carson.)


Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Snuffleupagus has a first name—Aloysius.


In the Peanuts comic strip, Peppermint Patty’s real name is Patricia Reichardt.


The real name of Monopoly mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags is Milburn Pennybags.


On Night Court, Nostradamus Shannon was better known as Bull.

Sesame Street’s resident game show host Guy Smiley was using a pseudonym all these years. He was born Bernie Liederkrantz.

On Gilligan’s Island, Jonas Grumby was simply called The Skipper.



The patient in the classic game Operation is Cavity Sam.

See the rest at Mental Floss.

Angry Callers Of The Day (NSFW)

Don't mess with people's TV shows.



Here's an audio clip that was required listening for all new employees when I worked at Turner. Too bad nobody cares this much about the Braves anymore. Click pic to listen. NSFW from start to finish.