Friday, June 4, 2010
Really? Someone forgot to tell him not to sound like a whiny twat who needs a good ass-kicking.
From Reader's Digest, which will always remind me of my dad taking a dump. Fitting for this list.
When was the last time something made you say, "Holy shit!"?
For me it was last night when I realized my mother-in-law was watching some crazy televangelist on my TV predicting the end of the world. Before that it was looking at photos of the oil spill in the Gulf. Maybe the guy was right.
Busted. In more ways than one.
I hate it when Billy Idol cries
"Yo, can I call you back in, like, five to ten years?"
Professional "Before" model for Accutane
Happyness is not being an inbred moron
Is this one of those forensic sculpture heads they make to try to identify skulls that hikers find in the woods?
Looks like some bitch disagreed
Nosferatu Goes To Jail
Photobombers -- there's no escaping them
"Yeah, okay, I might be a little drunk."
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Cops love it when they resist arrest
Hey Peaches, where's Herb?
Were all the Village People arrested or just you?
Oops, too late, sorry. Couldn't read that.
This guy was busted for "inducing panic." What'd he do, escape from the nursing home naked?