Thursday, June 3, 2010
Reality star Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape out. I've seen it and I can verify all media claims that it's probably the least sexy example of two people going at it imaginable. Hard to believe since one of the people involved is as attractive as Kendra, who was just 18 when the tape was made.
Buzzfeed summed it all up perfectly with their list of the 10 Least Sexy Things from Kendra's Sex Tape. Check it out:
1. The guy is... well, let's hope he has a good personality.
2. The guy's hair. I don't know why he's so sweaty; she does most of the work from what I saw.
3. The guy's eyebrows.
4. Kendra's wrestling boots.
5. The waterbed, complete with faux-inner tube headboard.
6. This pose.
7. Whatever the heck that thing on the wall is, it looks like it belongs in a broom closet or on a hospital wall.
8. He kept his socks on. That's hot.
9. Photos of little children surveying the scene. "Get your butt up a little higher, Dad!"
10. This classy panther throw on the bed.
I would add #11 - Kendra seems more interested in the camera than in her partner, and #12 - That place looks like it needs some serious Febreze.
best of craigslist > philadelphia >
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m
Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios.
We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy.
If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"
"And I say to myself, what a booty-ful world..."
Pics from Cass, Kit Watson, Adria, Penny Karma, TRo, Dorf, Ron & Mecca, Meg and Bev.
Let us nurse you back to health
All of the other horses used to laugh and call him names
You might want to buy her a drink first
Is that you, Mrs. Duggar?
You might wanna have those checked, Ron. They look a little swollen.
Worst breath in town
How long you gonna be there?
Someone really likes doing the weather
If you're gonna shag...
Is that two beavers or two buzzes?
Aren't they all?
She doesn't love me. I'm just a crack stuffer to her.
That's my boy. Now go fetch your mama.