Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Real Estate Listing Of The Day

Looking for some new digs? This lovely Dutch Colonial on Long Island will only set you back $1.15 mil.



Of course, this property does have a bit of a history, and you might have to share it with some other residents.

See the listing here.


Vid Of The Day: Shotgun Harley

The greatest 80s TV series you never saw. From Funny Or Die.


Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Found Your Puppies

best of craigslist > atlanta >

You aren't looking for them, but I found your two dogs


Date: 2010-02-18, 4:42PM EST


Sigh. No one is looking for these guys. And I see why.

They hump everything in sight, try to dominate our old doggies, try to eat our cats and pee on everything and bark at everything. Neurotic, lick constantly. They know no commands, either in English or Spanish. They are aggressive and most likely lived in a puppy mill.

You dumped them, probably, and we picked them up before they were killed by traffic. Unneutered, no tags, two small males under a year old.

I hate you, person who dumped these dogs.

There are no lost ads on phone poles, no lost ad on Craig's list, no lost ad in the paper.

We put signs up all over, put a found notice in at the local pounds. If you were looking for these filthy little ragamuffins, you would have found them.

We are afraid to take them to the pound because under stress, your dogs were snappy and horribly afraid, and dogs are judged by temperament for adoption placement. They would not have passed that test.

However...

They are, under their filth, mats and horrible habits, adorable.

They have learned "Quiet," "Come," "Sit."

They have stopped being so neurotic and we have broken most of their bad habits in just a few days.

They are smart and sweet and are looking for guidance and WANT to be good little dogs.

One is a purebred little white and buff guy with an under bite, the other is a brown little dog that looks almost exactly like a miniature version of a larger breed dog. They know each other and were obviously (by the same bad habits) raised (poorly) together.

We will get them neutered, train them and get them into a good, loving home with people who use the brains God gave them.

If these are your dogs, come on by. Not so you can have them back. So I can kick your ass.


  • Location: Atlanta

Comedy.com Links Of The Day

Laffs galore.



11 Most Viewed Stand Up Comedy Videos

Water Skiing Fails Montage

Sex and the City in 60 Seconds

10 Movie Endings You Didn't See Coming

25 Awesome Things Made Of Meat

Classic TV Commercial Of The Day: Crazy Calls

DUDE! Like it was yesterday. To this day I will, on occasion, break into a spontaneous, "Wait.. for.. the beep. You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number." Because I'm fun and crazy like that. And fat, so I have to be fun.


Effed-Up Ronald McDonald Pics Of The Day

Some are funny. Some are weird. All are creepy as fuck.

Many thanks to Suzanne for the idea.


McZombie


McWee


McWTS?


McTraumatized


McMugged


McLeavin' It


McTraitor


McPimp


Please god don't make me eat here


McStoned


Happy Meal


Imagine what's been put in his mouth.


McBusted


McBusted 2


McShocked


McFisted


McLunch

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