Thursday, May 13, 2010

Comedy.com Links Of The Day

What a sellout. Thanks for clicking anyway.


Classic Outtakes From The Carol Burnett Show


Maxim's 100 Funniest Jokes


The Disapproving Internet Dog


Blind Gossip Item Of The Day



From Popbitch. This one's easy.

Which A-list Hollywood couple's home life is not nearly as picture perfect as they'd like you to believe. The wife hides an ice-cold ambition under an American Sweetheart veneer, but her leading lady work has really dried-up. Her once high-profile and engaging husband is resorting to "my wife doesn't understand me" hook-ups to keep himself occupied, as he's told friends he doesn't want to divorce.

Classic Movie Clip Of The Day: Apologize

You shouldn't laugh at a man's mule. Or his penis. From A Fistful Of Dollars.


News Story Of The Day: Penis

Never joke about a man's penis. At least, not where he can hear you.

From The Smoking Gun and Samsmama, who would never disparage a man's spelunking tool.


For Airport Security, Size Matters


MAY 6--A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man's genitalia after he walked through a security scanner.

The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to Miami-Dade Police Department reports. Negrin, pictured in the mug shot above, and his co-workers had been training with new "whole body image" machines--the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler--when Negrin walked through the scanner.

"The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind."

After work Tuesday evening, Negrin confronted fellow TSA screener Hugo Osorno in an airport parking lot. Negrin wanted to "resolve a problem," and get Osorno, 34, to "finally respect him." Instead, Negrin allegedly pulled out a police baton and began striking Osorno, while demanding an apology.

A witness told cops that Negrin told Osorno, in Spanish, "Get on your knees or I will kill you and you better apologize."

When Negrin, wearing his TSA uniform, arrived for work yesterday, he was arrested on an aggravated battery count and booked into the Miami-Dade lockup. Osorno, police reported, suffered "bruises and abrasions on his back and arms" during the attack.

Vid Of The Day: Amy's Birthday

No pressure.


Money Graffiti Of The Day

Illegal but amusing. Doesn't matter to me as long as the strippers still take it.




Is that a trick question?


It's a man, baby!








Amy Winehouse?








Nah. If it were a $100, maybe.


Donnie Darko
















Draculelvis






... by giving them a tenner.










Is that a trick question?


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