Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Vid Of The Day: Hide The Porn

From The Onion.


Celebrity Gold-Diggers Of The Day

Not that kinda gold. The other kind. Btw.. how was everyone's lunch?


Matthew McConaugh--HEY, I got one!


Go, Pam Anderson, scratch that brain -- never mind.


Michael Keaton, looking for movie roles. Keep digging -- Multiplicity 2 is up there somewhere.


Good Will, Hunting


Get one for me while you're in there, Mischa


Jake must be on hold


Marcia Cross. And you thought her naked pics were nasty. (link NSFW)


Halle finds a Berry


Josh Duhamel


Kate Hudson. There's a Black Crowes joke in here somewhere.


David Beckham


Ethan


Picky Hilton


Usher


This can't be!


LeeAnn Rimes - snack time!


Geoffrey Rush (Pirates Of The Caribbean) searches for a gold doubloon


"I'll be.. wrapped around your finger..."


Penelope


It would be a nasty celeb list without LiLo, now would it? She's probably looking for coke residue, not bears in the cave

Classic Vid Of The Day: Old Man

Two looks at the classic show tune, "Old Man River."

The original, in case you don't know it. The second vid won't make much sense unless you do.



Now the Jewish version from Stan Daniels, a writer on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" 100 years ago.



Great Band Names Of The Day

Names of real bands, from The Courteous Chihuahua. My favorite: Shitty Shitty Band Band.

Action Figure Party

Almighty Lumberjacks of Death

Anal Blast

Anal Magic & Rev. Dwight Frizzell

Anal Stench

Anal Thunder

Angry Salad

Angry Samoans

Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Asspounder

Bad Haggis

Bad Monkey

The Banana Splits

Bastard

Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

Bathtub Shitter

Big Poo Generator

The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees

The Birthday Massacre

Bondage Fruit

The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

The Broken Penis Orchestra

Butt Trumpet

Cars Can Be Blue

Cat Butt

Cats on Fire

Chainsaw Gutsfuck

The Child Molesters

Circle Jerks

The Cumshots

Death by Chocolate

The Egyptian Gay Lovers

Enter the Haggis

Facedowninshit

Father Moo & the Black Sheep

The First Person to See an Elephant

FistFuck

Five Foot Mullet

Flying Monkey Orchestra

The 4 Skins
Fuck
Fuck...I'm Dead

Fu Manchu

Funky Monkey

The Gay

Goatpenis

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Go-Go Gorilla

Go-Kart Mozart

Go Robot, Go!

Guns'n Wankers

Hairy Lemon

Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Japanese
Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

I Got Shot in the Face

I Would Set Myself on Fire for You

Ivor Biggun

Jackie on Acid

Jedi Mind Tricks

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

Kidneythieves

Killer Dwarfs

Killer Squirrel

Kiss My Poodles Donkey

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat

Lemon Jelly

Lubricated Goat

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

The Men They Couldn't Hang

Monkey Mafia

Motherfucker 666

The Mr. T Experience

The Muppets

Mutant Prostitute

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

The Nipple Erectors

No Name

Not Drowning, Waving

No Use for a Name

Nunfuckers

Party Fun Action Committee

Penis Flytrap

Ping Pong Bitches

Pissing Razors

Please Inform the Captain This Is a Hijack

The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower

Poo

Prick

Propagandhi

Rainbow Butt Monkeys

Satan's Almighty Penis

Sausage

Screaming Monkey Boner

Scrotum Grinder

Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her

Selfish Cunt

Sheep on Drugs

Shitty Shitty Band Band

The Slits

Smegma

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Spacehog

Space Monkey

The Spaceshits

SPUNK

Star Whores

Stick Men with Ray Guns

The String Cheese Incident

Sultans of Ping

Swearing at Motorists
The The

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

Totally Fucking Gay

Vowel Movement

Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction


Vid Of The Day: Hamm & Sneeze

Funny chit from FunnyOrDie.com. Don't miss the end -- it's ridiculous, but I laughed like two hyenas doing nitrous hits.


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