Vid Of The Day: Hide The Porn

From The Onion.

Celebrity Gold-Diggers Of The Day

Not that kinda gold. The other kind. Btw.. how was everyone's lunch?


Matthew McConaugh--HEY, I got one!


Go, Pam Anderson, scratch that brain -- never mind.


Michael Keaton, looking for movie roles. Keep digging -- Multiplicity 2 is up there somewhere.


Good Will, Hunting


Get one for me while you're in there, Mischa


Jake must be on hold


Marcia Cross. And you thought her naked pics were nasty. (link NSFW)


Halle finds a Berry


Josh Duhamel


Kate Hudson. There's a Black Crowes joke in here somewhere.


David Beckham


Ethan


Picky Hilton


Usher


This can't be!


LeeAnn Rimes - snack time!


Geoffrey Rush (Pirates Of The Caribbean) searches for a gold doubloon


"I'll be.. wrapped around your finger..."


Penelope


It would be a nasty celeb list without LiLo, now would it? She's probably looking for coke residue, not bears in the cave

Classic Vid Of The Day: Old Man

Two looks at the classic show tune, "Old Man River."

The original, in case you don't know it. The second vid won't make much sense unless you do.



Now the Jewish version from Stan Daniels, a writer on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" 100 years ago.

Great Band Names Of The Day

Names of real bands, from The Courteous Chihuahua. My favorite: Shitty Shitty Band Band.

Action Figure Party
Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
Anal Blast
Anal Magic & Rev. Dwight Frizzell
Anal Stench
Anal Thunder
Angry Salad
Angry Samoans
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Asspounder
Bad Haggis
Bad Monkey
The Banana Splits
Bastard
Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
Bathtub Shitter
Big Poo Generator
The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
The Birthday Massacre
Bondage Fruit
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
The Broken Penis Orchestra
Butt Trumpet
Cars Can Be Blue
Cat Butt
Cats on Fire
Chainsaw Gutsfuck
The Child Molesters
Circle Jerks
The Cumshots
Death by Chocolate
The Egyptian Gay Lovers
Enter the Haggis
Facedowninshit
Father Moo & the Black Sheep
The First Person to See an Elephant
FistFuck
Five Foot Mullet
Flying Monkey Orchestra
The 4 Skins Fuck
Fuck...I'm Dead
Fu Manchu
Funky Monkey
The Gay
Goatpenis
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Go-Go Gorilla
Go-Kart Mozart
Go Robot, Go!
Guns'n Wankers
Hairy Lemon
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Japanese
Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
I Got Shot in the Face
I Would Set Myself on Fire for You
Ivor Biggun
Jackie on Acid
Jedi Mind Tricks
Jon Cougar Concentration Camp
Kidneythieves
Killer Dwarfs
Killer Squirrel
Kiss My Poodles Donkey
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat
Lemon Jelly
Lubricated Goat
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
The Men They Couldn't Hang
Monkey Mafia
Motherfucker 666
The Mr. T Experience
The Muppets
Mutant Prostitute
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Nipple Erectors
No Name
Not Drowning, Waving
No Use for a Name
Nunfuckers
Party Fun Action Committee
Penis Flytrap
Ping Pong Bitches
Pissing Razors
Please Inform the Captain This Is a Hijack
The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower
Poo
Prick
Propagandhi
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Satan's Almighty Penis
Sausage
Screaming Monkey Boner
Scrotum Grinder
Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her
Selfish Cunt
Sheep on Drugs
Shitty Shitty Band Band
The Slits
Smegma
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Spacehog
Space Monkey
The Spaceshits
SPUNK
Star Whores
Stick Men with Ray Guns
The String Cheese Incident
Sultans of Ping
Swearing at Motorists
The The
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Totally Fucking Gay
Vowel Movement
Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction

Vid Of The Day: Hamm & Sneeze

Funny chit from FunnyOrDie.com. Don't miss the end -- it's ridiculous, but I laughed like two hyenas doing nitrous hits.