Friday, April 2, 2010

Venn Diagrams Of The Day

What's a Venn diagram? These things.

From various sources.

























SOURCES: NextRound.net, Weblog.lowpro.ca, blogs.warwick.ac.uk, skinnyminnymedia.com, boncherry.com, graphjam.com, vennthattune.com

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Saw Your Breasts By Accident





best of craigslist > madison >

I Saw Your Breasts By Accident - m4w


Date: 2009-11-20, 12:55PM CST

I just happened to be walking my dog in the Atwood area when I looked up at an apartment building and you were standing at your window topless, perfect as a figure cut out of a painting, your breasts so firm and yet plump in a way that suggested you would yield to the right touch.

I went home and listened to classical music for an hour, trying desperately to recreate that feeling I had when I saw your breasts in the window, that transcendent serenity one feels only in the presence of art.

When the music didn't work, I baked a cobbler - peach, my grandmother's most prized recipe - and sat on the floor of my living room, eating it with my hands, savoring not only the taste, but the warmth of the filling, and the just-right flakiness of the outside.

I could've been in the remotest land on Earth, untouched by civilization - my perception felt that pure. All afternoon I've been floating inside; those breasts were a minor miracle in the midst of this gray, cold week.

Thank you.


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Vids Of The Day: Bob

The price is creepy. From Melissa.



The price is wrong. Bitch.



Classic 70s Music Video Of The Day: Sexy

The bongos totally make this one. And who knew Montel Williams was in Hot Chocolate?

I like to sing this song to the mirror.





WTF? Photos Of The Day

OMGWTF?!

From The Courteous Chihuahua, Sally and CJ.






























Spongebob is dead


She shot him

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