Wednesday, March 31, 2010

News Of The Day: Sorry I Sent You A Photo Of My Vag

Oops. Don't you hate it when this happens? I italicized my favorite line in the story.

From The Smoking Gun.


The Vagina Booking Logs

MARCH 31, 2010--A Florida woman claiming to have mistakenly sent a very revealing photo of her private parts to men she was chatting with on the Internet was arrested by sheriff's deputies last week and charged with battery after assaulting her boyfriend who had discovered the online activities.

According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office report, while Kizzy Campbell was away from the home they share, Johnny Lowe came across some "very provocative" chat messages between his girlfriend and "'other dudes'" on their computer.

Checking more closely, Lowe, 28, looked at the outgoing messages and discovered that Campbell, 31, "had taken a photo of her vagina and sent it out."

When she returned home, "Campbell 'started tripping' because she 'hadn't meant' to send out the photo." Lowe, who told a sheriff's deputy that he believed her when she said that the image was sent out mistakenly, then gave Campbell a hug because "he was simply trying to be understanding."

But his empathetic gesture did not end her "tripping" and she responded by biting, scratching, and cutting his arm with a kitchen knife.

Over the course of the fighting that ensued, Lowe hit Campbell in the mouth and the couple, who have lived together for seven years, were both charged with battery and taken to jail where they posed for the below mug shots.




Crude Comedy Movie Clip Of The Day: Me

One of the better moments in the uneven Farrelly brothers' movie, Me, Myself & Irene. Even if you aren't a Jim Carrey fan (and I'm not), stay with it.

The premise of the movie, in case you never saw it: Charlie (Carrey), a milquetoast cop, develops an aggressive alter ego, Hank, who appears any time someone takes advantage of Charlie, with rude and hilarious results.


News Vid Of The Day: Death Penalty (NSFW)

From The Onion. NSFW - language.


Bathroom Graffiti Of The Day

I'm a huge fan of bathroom wall graffiti. I pee a lot, so I'm always on the lookout for funny commentary -- fresh stuff, not the same old, "Don't look up here for a joke, it's in your hand."

I saw one of my all-time favorites a few years ago:

"I Love A Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt

(Verse 1)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
Oh I love a rainy night
Yes I love a rainy night

(Verse 2)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
How I love a rainy night
Oh I love a rainy night

(Verse 3)

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
Yes I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night

(CHORUS)

I love a rainy night
Oooh Oooh
I love a rainy night
Oooh Oooh
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night.

Here are some good ones I found on the WWW.











































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