Cut to: four thieves sharing one bag of Cheetos and a Dr. Pepper and arguing over who got more sips.
From Harmony, who writes, "Not sure if I'm demented, but I found this funny."
Marysville man mugged for snacks
A 20-year-old Marysville man was mugged on the street late Monday — for a bag of Cheetos and some Dr. Pepper, police said.
The incident at 12th and B streets was reported at 10:48 p.m. from Rideout Memorial Hospital, where the victim went for treatment of his injuries. He told officers he was walking north on B Street when the four muggers came up behind him, punched him in the head and took his snacks, said Marysville police Sgt. John Osbourn.
The victim's injuries included a facial laceration caused by a small "ring knife" worn on a finger to open boxes, Osbourn said.