These are way cool. Modern interpretations of TV series by Austrian designer Albert Exergian.
See more here (some images NSFW).
I made this one:
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
I'd forgotten about this site until Frank, Mandy and Ashley V. reminded me. I'm glad they did. The cynic in me calls BS on about half of these, but hey, ya never know, right?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he said he didn't have a condom. I said that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - then he magically had a condom he forgot about.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwich....
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
(A rerun from 2008)
I'm sitting here reading my e-mail. My daughter is curled up in a chair across from me, reading a big book about insects.
Her: Do you want to see a queen ant?
She brings the book over to show me a picture.
Me: Wow, she's big.
She nods, then, completely serious:
Her: She squirts ants out of her butt.
The kid is a constant source of entertainment. Check out the Twitter page I made just for her comments.