Thursday, February 11, 2010

WTF?! Celeb Photo Of The Day

You'll never believe who this is. I thought for sure they mislabeled the photo. They didn't.

Click the pic to be shocked. I was.



Okay, so it's a bad picture. Really bad. She looks better here. What the hell, InTouch? You have some beef with poor DG? Damn.


Asshole E-Mail Of The Day: Disguised Weapons

OMG, I can't stop laughing. From E-Mails From An Asshole.


Original ad:

**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.



Brilliant Idea Of The Day (video)

Damn, we missed it. Maybe I should do a "Show LOTD Your Boobz For Haiti" fundraiser? Let me know if you are interested. Thanks.



This from an article about the fundraiser: "By the way, the name of the event might be a bit misleading, because lap dances are actually illegal in Ohio. Either way, $1,000 in much needed aid is on its way to help ease the suffering in Haiti."

One more thing... is it me, or does every strip club manager look exactly like that guy? Seriously. Bald with a goatee, all of them.


Music Video Of The Day: OK Go

Well, this is different. But what else would you expect from the guys who did that cool treadmill video? All you* band geeks are gonna wet yourselves.

Click the pic to watch the (embed-disabled) video on YouTube.






* I was one too for a while. But I wanted to get laid (and not by a band chick) so I quit that shit.

Marvelous Moobs Of The Day

Sorry. It was Leigh's idea. Some pics from MarvelousManBoobs.com.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have push-ups to do.




Could you point me to the nearest retailer of undergarments?


Is that Marlon Brando?


The Yeti lives!




Yes, honey, you're safe with him. He floats.


At least he has nice teeth.




Please be Photoshop.




URP

Vid Of The Day: Porn Memorial (NSFW-ish)

From CollegeHumor.com.


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