Monday, January 25, 2010

TV Promo Of The Day: Glee

A spot made for the Japanese premiere of "Glee."



"So fun, so fucks!"


Classic 80s Music Video Of The Day

Doot. It's German for "shit."


Animal Photobombs Of The Day (NSFW-ish)

Looks like Crasher Squirrel started a trend. File these under humping and pooping. Some are obviously fake.


The original: Crasher Squirrel



































Crasher Seal 1


Crasher Seal 2


And a classic video photobomb...



More great moments in photobombing:

Photobombers 1

Photobombers 2 (NSFW)


Fun E.R. Visits Of The Day

From Dorf. I didn't realize baseballs were so popular.



Highlights from a database of over 374,000 Emergency Room visits.

• 6 Male White - FELL IN DIRT FROM TOY BIKE & HIT BY CLASSMATE AT SCHOOL, NOSEBLEED, NOW HALLUCINATING STATES SNAKES/BUGS CRAWLING ON LEG/ARMS; HALLUCINATING

• 31 Female Black - BOYFRIEND INSERTED A BASEBALL IN HER VAGINA 4 HOURS AGO UNABLE TO REMOVAL BASEBALL FOREIGN BODY VAGINA REMOVAL

•14 months Female Not stated - PT CRAWLED UNDER THE BED OF A HOTEL ROOM AND CAME OUT WITH A VIBRATOR IN MOUTH POSSIBLE STD EXPOSURE.

•58 Male Not stated - TRIED TO PRY FIGURINE OFF TOP OF 6MONTH OLD CUPCAKE W/ KNIFE,IT SLIPPED-CUT R INDEX FINGER, DX LACERATION R INDEX FINGER

•20 Male White - CHEMICAL BURNS TO FACE FROM KEYBOARD CLEANER THAT FRIENDS PUT ON HIS FA CE AS A JOKE/ CHEMICAL BURN FACE

•39 Male White - PREPPING FIELD FOR BASEBALL GAME/ WENT HOME AND TOOK DRINK OF POMEGRANATE SCHNAPPS/CHEST PAIN

•47 Male White - "WAS DOING SOME KINKY MANEUVERS" WITH GIRL HE MET, SHE PUT A PLASTIC BOTTLE IN RECTUM, UNABLE TO REMOVE. DX - RECTAL FOREIGN BODY

•22 Female Not stated - BURNED A CROSS INTO WRIST WITH HOT SCREWDRIVER WHILE DRUNK THAT IS INFECTED NOW

•7 Male White - WAS PLAYING W/FRIEND THROWING BRICKS, 1 BOUNCED OFF FENCE, HITTING SELF IN HEAD - CONTUSION HEAD

•7 Male Not stated - R HAND FX:STATES FRIEND TWISTED MY "FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLES, COULD HIT FRIEND OR HIT WALL, HIT WALL WITH FIST, UNSURE IF JEWELRY INVOLVED OR INTENT

•20 Male White - PT C/O OF RIB PAIN. IS DRUNK. CONCERNED HE MAY HAVE SWALLOWED TONGUE PIERCING

•8 Male White - "TRYING TO BE IRON MAN" AND JUMPED OFF OF A DECK 10FT HIGH. DX SPRAIN R/L FOREARM

•15 Male White - FELL OUT OF WHEELCHAIR HIT HEAD ON A TRUCK. DX-PAIN THORACIC SPINE.

•7 Male Not stated - ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK ONTO LOWER ABDOMEN WITH HOCKEY STICK WHILE PLAYING WII>> ABDOMINAL PAIN

•65 Male White - PUT BASEBALL IN RECTUM PREVIOUS DAY FB RECTUM

•44 Male Other - PT CUT FORESKIN OF PENIS ONE MONTH AGO WHILE SHAVING. NOW WITH INCREASED SWELLING AND LARGE ULCER. D: STD, PARAPLUIMOSIS, SYPHILIS.

•7 Female White - PUTTING ON A NECKLACE, ONE END WENT INTO EAR CANAL PUNCTURING TYMPANIC MEMBRANE. DX-PUNCTURE WOUND LEFT EAR DRUM.

•32 Male Black - FOUND LYING PRONE ON THE GRASS, HAVING SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH A POLE DX-DRUGS VS ACUTE PSYCHIATRIC ILLNESS

•26 Female Black - USED BAR SOAP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HAS VAGINAL ITCH VAGINO SIS

•13 Female White - PUSHED ASIDE BY FIREMAN COMING IN HOUSE WHILE ANSWERING FIRE CALL, WAS A PRANK CALL THAT HOUSE WAS ON FIRE, LANDED ON FLOOR;HAND CONTUSION

•6 Male White - BROKE POP TOP OFF ROOT BEER CAN & PUT IT IN CAN, CONTINUED TO DRINK OUT OF CAN, MOM DUMPED OUT REST & DIDNT FIND POP TOP; POSS SWALLOWED FB

(Source: Sun-Sentinel.com)


WTF?! Commercial Of The Day: Tampax

Half the people in there don't even know what that word means.

From Julie M.



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