I need to rename my router. It's either this or "We can hear you fucking".
I love it! I was walking around the lake this morning and my iPhone picked up somebody's network: Abraham Linksys. Cracked me up. One time I changed ours to "I know you're stealing music" just to freak out my son.
This wouldn't bother me - we had a white collar criminal up the street for years - on the occasions he was out of jail there were always cops, investigators, process servers waiting outside for him. He scammed people for big money on phony investments then would clean out their accounts - one time I did yard work while some lady stood in the street and screamed at his house that she was going to get him back. Kind of boring since he moved, really.But I would like to name my network "shut that fucking dog up or leave it in the house"
We have Darlene's Turd and Jesus Christ on our street, but WW, I think I need to steal your idea for the glorious, miserable little Shi Tzu next door that the neighbors clearly don't seem to remember they have.
I should name ours, "Do you know where your kids are?...Because I do!"Most of the time they are at our house eating supper.
I could name ours, "Don't bother, it's REALLY slow!"
WW and Wendy - I should come over with my slingshot. I have the cure for barking dogs.
Changed mine to ICE Surveillance #27. :-)
Mine is "This Ain't Free Holmes".