Dignity. Look into it.
Some of these are from last year, some are new. Some of these folks are being intentionally goofy. At least we hope they are.
Baby Lefty was never the same after that terrifying first Christmas.
This is his profile shot on Match.com, too. And he wonders why no one ever responds.
You'd think with those glasses she could see how goddamn stupid they look.
We three queens...
Check out this White Sox mannequin we stole from the MLB shop.
Maybe this is considered normal on their home planet.
Remembering the children Dad ate this year.
Five bucks doesn't buy what it used to.
Whatever they were going for, it didn't work.
FEE FI FO FED!! What do you think of my huge fucking head?
There's Vin Diesel again.
Dad thought the cigar would make him look less enchanted. It didn't.
We are witnessing the very moment Mr. Muggins vowed to kill his owner while he slept.
It took all four arms to cover up those pregboobs. But I'm glad they did.
The last three American virgins.
Weird, this is. Fail, you did.
The photo that inspired the holiday hit, "The Christmas Moobs."
Happy Holidays from the NRA, Jr.
Screech dropped by so we all got completely baked and took a photo.
"O come all ye faithful/But put some fucking clothes on..."
What dog is this...
Please be kidding. Please.
This makes sense.
The Dork Store called...
Now that we have your attention..he heh... let's talk about what you'll be getting us for Christmas.
When Santa runs out of coal, bad kids get Leonard under the tree. The really bad ones get Leonard in dirty socks and underwear.
Uncle Lamar is all ready for his Christmas threesome.