Nothing like blatant pseudo-science to ring in the new year. Though, there were lots of jiggling boobies to soften the blow.
Well, now that's just silly. Bouncing those little boobs isn't going to make them any bigger. ha ha! I wonder how much money they are making on those. I hope not much.
SFW unless jiggling cleavage is unsafe at your work.In the video? It's cool.Watching the cute intern bounce around...you have to be much more careful in your viewing. Can't exactly press Alt-F4 if I notice she's paying attention.
I can attest that this kind of thing is common throughout East Asia. Daytime and late-night cable TV is full of products designed to make you rail thin and/or big-breasted, just like Western women (Keira Knightley need not apply). If they do use this product, they might get Western breasts eventually: too much of that shaking and giggling will loosen up the breast tissue's support structure so that by retirement age what little breast tissue the poor woman does have will be hitting her knees when she walks.
Am I the only one thinking about other places those little vibrating capsules could be placed with instant, more satisfying results??
@ SiressYorkieYou madam have a dirty mind. And I love you for that, don't ever change.
I spend a lot of money on lingerie specifically designed NOT to make my breasts jiggle. I'm with Siress -- there are some MUCH better locations for those vibrating capsules. Much better.
I had NO idea that, unless you're careful, fat from your boobs can fall out of your breasts and settle in your stomach. Will medical science ever stop?!
I think boobs go through enough on a daily basis, what with being forced into binding and stifling elastic contraptions of restraint without some wobbly, jiggly little device being shoved up in there delivering low-level electric shocks. I'd rather be...oh, I dunno...NICE to my body and move the vibrations a bit further south.I guess as a chick cursed with big cans I can't imagine anyone wanting theirs to look/be big and am in stunned awe of anyone going to any length beyond tissue paper stuffing to increase their size. Feh.
I'm with Siress, I can't imagine why anyone would want them bigger. And unfortunately my boob fat hasn't migrated south, it has made my belly compete for the title of "The body part that sticks out furthest on Kate." So far, the boobs are still winning but apparently they are are a little worried about losing the title and are dangling lower every single day to smother my belly into submission. Or something. TMI? Yeah, sorry about that.
Ah-ha! That explains why all those jackhammer operators have such huge jugs.
Kate said... So far, the boobs are still winning but apparently they are are a little worried about losing the title and are dangling lower every single day to smother my belly into submission. Or something. TMI? Yeah, sorry about that.I could stand to hear a little more...
Ahhhh, so THAT's where boob fat goes to retire.