All of them framed, I'm sure.
She must be asking for her one phone call.
I like your mustache. No, the other one.
I love druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs.
Pop goes the weasel.
I tried to outrun the cops and all I got was this lousy beating.
Add a face mask to that helmet and she could play linebacker.
All he needed for Halloween was a pitchfork and horns.
Don't fret, Blondie, Dagwood is on his way to bail you out.
That's about to change, my friend.
Arrested for failure to not be a total douche
The love child of Jamie Foxx and Hilary Swank.
Just got caught.
If that zit pops, you might lose the other eye, too.
...in my freezer.
How are those anger management classes coming along?
You have something in your teeth. No, other side. Over one. That's it, right there.
On the bright side, he can carry his bowling ball and keep his hands free.
You shaved your head for that?