Tuesday, December 7, 2010

News Story Of The Day: Woman Bites Off Husband's Tongue

Dude. What did you expect? From The Smoking Gun.

Woman Busted For Bloody Tongue Assault

DECEMBER 7--What kind of a woman bites off her 79-year-old husband’s tongue and then poses for a mug shot flashing her pearly whites? Meet Karen Lueders.

The 57-year-old Wisconsin woman was arrested Monday evening for felony mayhem/domestic violence after she allegedly bit off half of her husband Willard’s tongue while kissing him.

Willard Lueders was transported to a hospital about 50 miles from the couple’s Sheboygan home so doctors could attempt to re-attach the tongue.

It is unclear why Karen bit off Willard’s tongue. Though Willard--in written responses to police questions--said that his wife was a in "manic state" when he was attacked, and had been "talking very fast and talking about spiritual things" over the past few days.

Willard said that he had gotten up at around 11:15 PM to go to the bathroom, where his wife was sitting on the toilet. “He advised that he
kissed her while she was sitting on the toilet and that she had gone into a manic state, biting off his tongue,” according to a criminal complaint filed today. Willard added that his wife had also grabbed his penis.

Responding to a 911 call from Willard, police found Karen outside their home, where she was singing Christmas carols with a New Year's horn in her hand.

According to a page on the Faith Alliance Church web site, Karen Lueders is a “full-time Activity Director for the elderly” who shares “a music ministry named ‘His Harmony’” with her husband.

In April, Lueders, who has two grown daughters and five grandchildren, spoke at a women’s church seminar entitled “Misfeeding Our Appetites.” Lueders lectured attendees on how to “Gain understanding into what you are really hungry for.”


11 comments:

  1. Ya know, if my husband kissed me while I was sitting on the toilet I'd be pretty pissed off, too.

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  2. Willard's response would obviously have to be written.

    I guess Karen finally figured out what she was really hungry for.

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  3. That's nucking futs.

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  4. Wow, and this goes against (really badly) the found porn of the day for today.
    Never knew that the pot was the one place women don't like to be kissed, and man, harsh punishment. At her level vs his, I guess he should be glad it was his tongue?!? (hat tip to comment above).
    Wonder what's gonna happen to her in the slammer if she's made some inmate's girlfriend?
    What a whackjob...I think part of her sentence should be to have all of her teeth removed, with no chance of dentures. Ever. If not a more equal punishment.
    Ack.

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  5. It was doomed to failure. Those September-December things never last.

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  6. He said she had been "talking very fast and talking about spiritual things" over the past few days--speaking in tongues, perhaps? :-D

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  7. "She had gone into a manic state, biting off his tongue,” according to a criminal complaint filed today. Willard added that his wife had also grabbed his penis.

    You know in that situation even though she was clearly crazy, I'm glad she had enough mental wherewithal to make the choice she did.

    I imagine having a tongue sewn back on is a lot less of a hassle, and definitely less embarrassing come time for psychical rehab.

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  8. I suppose that's better than biting off his penis and grabbing his tongue.

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