Thursday, December 30, 2010

I'm Not Eating There (Poorly Named Restaurants Of The Day)

File under Engrish and/or Found Porn. From Ashley V.










Avoid the white pizza




And such an expensive sign, too.


I wasn't a phat phuc until I started eating here.


No thanks, you can have it.


Sure is dark in there








Thank you, I just had it stuffed.




At least they're honest.





What kind of "things"?


Try the Revenge Platter for an unforgettable dining experience.






With or without peanuts






Better than schweddy balls, I suppose.


If I could shit gold, I'd keep it to myself


Try the fresh jam


Well... it does make you hungry









6 comments:

  1. Why? Why alienate possible clientele? I know that some of these are ESL problems, but still. You'd think that someone along the way would tell the owners what they were doing.

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  2. These are a hoot. One of the best bars/grills we have around here is Poopies!

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  3. "Sure is dark in there." made me laugh. Yes, I would think so. HA! :D Great captions, Cary.

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  4. Nasty Buffet a.k.a. Golden Corral.

    "Revenge Platter." Snicker.

    I'm suddenly not very hungry. :)

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  5. Gin said...

    These are a hoot. One of the best bars/grills we have around here is Poopies!


    As long as you avoid the chocolate pudding, right?

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