File under Engrish and/or Found Porn. From Ashley V.
Avoid the white pizza
And such an expensive sign, too.
I wasn't a phat phuc until I started eating here.
No thanks, you can have it.
Sure is dark in there
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
At least they're honest.
What kind of "things"?
Try the Revenge Platter for an unforgettable dining experience.
With or without peanuts
Better than schweddy balls, I suppose.
If I could shit gold, I'd keep it to myself
Try the fresh jam
Well... it does make you hungry