Thursday, December 9, 2010

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need Menstruating Short-Term Friend




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seeking menstruating short-term friend - w4w


Date: 2009-08-28, 7:00PM PDT


Hi there. I am looking for a new friend, one who is currently or will soon be on her period. Mine is two weeks late and, while I know I'm not pregnant, I would like to kick-start mine to get back on my normal, lovely schedule.

I would prefer it if you have a history of being dominant in these matters (i.e. do you have a history of setting other women's cycles?) so my chances are maximized.

Must be willing to spend lots of time in a somewhat small space with me (we can watch cheesy romantic comedies in my walk in closet. or... maybe the living room) so the pheromones (that is the leading theory for why this works, right?) are sure to, uh, transfer (or whatever they do).

And if you happen to know a bunch of other women who're also menstruatin', bring them too.

And I know it's hot, so I'm offering to provide as much haagen dazs as it takes to make it through the heat.

10 comments:

  1. LOL at t-ro!

    Having worked in a female dominated place of employment, I tend to think there is some truth to this theory.

    Mmmmm...haagen dazs. :-)

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  2. I'll send her a sponge filled with pheromones if she'll make with the Hägen Däzs.

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  3. It would take more than Haagen Dazs to get me to watch movies in a walk-in closet with a menstruating woman.

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  4. t-ro said it.

    I took a class in college - a grad level course in human sexuality, hey, I needed another class in my schedule - where this was written about extensively in the textbook as fact with studies to back it up.

    However, like t-ro said - what in the fuckity-fuck? I think that this is just code for some kind of "party" for "niche interests" shall we say.

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  5. "Not in my family. Four women, four monthly cycles. Someone was always PMS'ing."

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  6. I won't lie - I would do it for the Haagan Daz alone. That shit is expensive.

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  7. Wait until the responders find out its a 48 year old guy with a locking walk in closet. It puts the Haagen Daz in the basket.

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  8. Lefty said...

    I'll send her a sponge filled with pheromones if she'll make with the Hägen Däzs.


    "Pheromones" eh? Sounds more like you're planning on trading one type of cream for another.

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