Friday, December 17, 2010

Boob Assault Of The Day


From The Smoking Gun.

Cops: Woman Tore Off Kin's Nipple

Suspect, 46, in messy brawl with daughter-in-law, 30

DECEMBER 16--A drunken early-morning fight between a New Mexico woman and her daughter-in-law ended Sunday when the older combatant tore the nipple off one of her kin’s breasts, according to a wince-inducing police report.

Prosecutors will weigh aggravated assault charges against Amilia Oveide, 46, in connection with her December 12 confrontation with Marie Cadney, 30, the wife of Oveide’s son, 26-year-old Jason Cadney.

A Las Cruces Police Department report notes that the Cadneys and Oveide had “been drinking most of the night” when, Marie Cadney told cops, a 3 AM argument between her husband and his mother became “very intense.”

Cadney said that she “went to stand between them and try to separate them,” though she also began arguing with her mother-in-law. Oveide, a convicted felon who has spent time in prison for narcotics possession, is pictured in this October 2003 mug shot.

Cadney said that is when Oveide “grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple.” Cadney added that she yelled for Oveide “to let go and Oveide continued to pull at that time.” Oveide let go only after Cadney began punching her in the face.

Cadney was interviewed by investigators at Memorial Medical Center after a doctor had performed a reattachment procedure.

After Cadney had physically removed her mother-in-law from the apartment, she felt fluid on her right breast, and noticed that there was blood on her shirt. And here’s where the cringe factor explodes.

“When she untucked her shirt she stated her nipple fell on the floor. She stated she picked it up, put into a bag securing it,” cops reported. Amazingly, two hours passed before Cadney “decided she needed to go to the hospital.”

While Cadney told officers that she was not sure she wanted to pursue charges, prosecutors have the discretion to file a felony case against Oveide following the conclusion of the police probe.


  1. Her nipple fell on the floor and she waited two hours to go to the hospital!! And she didn't realize it had been pulled off until she untucked her shirt! Yikes! I am guessing the alcohol she had been drinking kept her from feeling that, but still that's hard to imagine.

  2. Interesting tactic. Usually the crazy bitches go for the hair first.

  3. Who's to say she didn't have hairy nipples?

  4. You know all the times my brother threatened to do exactly this, and all the times it felt like he'd done this, I'm really glad to never have actually had it happen to me.

    I asked a female friend and her opinion was that hurting a woman's boobs were the equivalent of hitting a guy in the goodie bag. I hope that's not true, because if so ouch!

  5. Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
    Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
    Jack Byrnes: I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

  6. Ah, New Mexico. The state should change its slogan from "The Land of Enchantment" to "The Florida of the West Coast."

  7. How the hell does a nipple get ripped off by someone's bare hands!??!?



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