Monday, December 13, 2010

Best Of The Worst Christmas Albums, Vol. 1

The soundtracks of Christmas. In Hell.


"O come all ye faithful, joyful and triZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"


Unless it's "I will never sing again," I don't want to hear it.


Tastes like chicken shit.


It's official: Billy sold out.


No, thanks. I can go to my in-laws' for that.









Hungover and hungry.




Dick in a bag.


Still suckin' after all these years




This is the time... to shoot yourself.




No no no.

















19 comments:

  1. WTF??? Shelly Duval??? The worst actress since Sondra Locke??? Please tell me she didn't try to sing!!! OMG...

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  2. I have the Billy Idol album. I was introduced to it here.

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  3. I would pay money for the Waffle House album. Seriously.

    And my friend has the Billy Idol album, I have a picture somewhere where I photoshopped his face over 'Emoting Billy' from the back cover. Might need to finish that for Christmas this year.

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  4. Wow. This is a beyond-insane little list you have here.

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  5. Elliott, if you were in Nashville you could see "Scattered, Covered, and Smothered Christmas" starring "Three's Company's" Joyce DeWitt. It's a heartwarming story of travelers trapped in a Waffle House for Christmas.

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  6. Billy Idol is creeping me out. And what is Celine doing to that package? I'd buy the Jingle Cats. Probably sounds like a LaToya Jackson album.

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  7. I think it's sweet that Billy Idol let his wax figure pose for the album cover.

    And I miss Michael Bolton's sensitive pony tail.

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  8. Now Is the Time... to fall through the ice.

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  9. RGR, I'd actually see that. And not just because it's not blizzard conditions in Nashville.

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  10. We had the Two Front Teeth album. I liked it because my front teeth looked just like that when they came in. Yes, I was a popular child in school.

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  11. Hey, at least you *had* teeth.

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  12. That NSYNC album cover... which one is the gay one again? I can't tell.

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  13. Wooo, nice collection of stinkers Cary! Larry the cable douche takes the cake. WTF would he contribute to anyone's enjoyment of Christmas....ZIP

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  14. I have the Jethro Tull Christmas album. It doesn't totally suck.

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  15. We had a Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer album from the early 70s that had the cutest cover, but the songs were all sung by studio musicians who'd had way too much cotton candy in their diet. Absolutely saccharine and obnoxious. I found it on ebay a few years ago and put it all on CD for my sisters' kids.

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  16. Woodwoman said Celine and package in the same sentence.

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  17. Liz, I think we had that Two Front Teeth album too. I remember that goofy cross-eyed kid on the cover.

    Crazy list! :-D

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  18. I'd totally do the Jethro Tull album. I think it would stun my Inlaws (aka, the Outlaws) into a long-awaited silence.

    Whatever happened to Michael Bolton?

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