This clip is so full of win, you should watch it through one of those eclipse viewers so the awesomeness doesn't burn your retinas.
Kudos to Survivor for following up "Eye Of The Tiger" with something completely different that sounds nothing at all like that song.
A few things to note in this fine video:
0:24 - Talia chews up the scenery with her tremendous range.
1:01 - Symbolic phallus = macho Rocky is here to cock-slap Russia into submission.
1:17 - "Bloated capitalist pig. I used to fuck guys like you in the Gulag."
1:21 - Rocky's beard cleverly indicates that time has passed. His jacket tells us there is a Timberland store nearby.
1:42: "Oh yeah, this cracka's dead meat."
1:48 - The Passion Of The Rocky
2:20 - Whodafuck invited Paulie?
2:26 - More range. Her eyes speak volumes.
2:58 - "To Lee Fook's, Number One Son. Quickly!"
3:38 - "I must break you."