HA! No more beans for you, kid! You might get a detention!!
Apple didn't fall far from the intelligence tree there. Those two parents are obviously blinded (probably by repeated methane exposure) to what a rude little shit their kid is. I can see what happened: he kept letting them rip, then laughing his stupid head off thinking it's hilarious as everyone else screamed. Technically the bus driver had a right to write him up, as something he was doing was preventing her from concentrating on her job. Do you really want to interfere with someone on whose judgment your safety depends?Kid looks like a shitwit born of fucktard parents. He deserves his punishment (just an hour??) and will probably never fart again for the rest of his life without remembering this incident.
Wait, a little boy thinks farts are funny? Alert the media!
At least he wasn't yawning. That would've been much worse.
Exactly, Cary. Grounds for dismissal, ya' freakin' menace! ;)
Or hiccupping--Imagine the uproar that would have caused!
Farts are hilarious until you're trapped in a confined space with them. I'm with siressyorkie...that kid is the douche canoe product of two twat waffles. Notice he rides in a van, not a regular school bus. It's probably that school's equivalent of "the short bus"...and he's probably on it for behavioral issues.
You're probably right, Anon. They should call the bus THE HOT BOX and make all the incorrigibles ride in it as punishment. Give it a cool Rat-Fink style paint job with lots of flames and fumes and people gasping for air, cartoon fingers trying to pry open the windows from inside. Also a horn that sounds like Paul Bunyan ripping an earth-trembling fart. Between the smell and the humiliation, I think it would be an effective deterrent to misbehavior.
Definitely a slow news day in that town. I've never met an 8 year old that didn't think farts were hilarious. I hope he doesn't explode holding them in.
He fears his flatulence? That seems a smidge dramatic. Someone needs to teach the art of the silent but deadly attack.When they are interviewing the parents, what in the hell is up with that wallpaper?
Anonymous has a point. If he was just tooting his ass trumpet on a bus no one but his immediate neighbors would give a damn. But since the kid is baking brownies in a van, everybody suffers.The school ought to force feed the kid beans and cabbage everyday at lunch and make his folks take turns driving their little fart factory back and forth to school to see how they like his aroma.
My favorite line: "While the others scream, he laughs." A regular Dr. Mengele.
And the dad going, "We think it's funny...huh huh..."You can see their dinner time now...a table full of takeaway boxes and bowls of Cheetos and full-sugar drinks with Ho Hos for dessert. I can't believe people like that are allowed to breed.And I think the scene behind them is a wall mural, probably of a deer walking in a snowy wood. Some friends of mine had something similar on the wall of the house they bought. She painted over it double time.
It's a slippery slope. He starts with bus-farting, then it's on to bank robbery, sodomy, and terrorism.