Poor animals. Right about now they're all wishing they'd been left at the shelter and euthanized.
I made a half-hearted attempt at some captions, but I'm on a deadline today, so feel free to supply your own.
Most from AwkwardFamilyPetPhotos.com (you might have seen their URL somewhere). Others from Urlesque and Flickr.
The cats' expressions say it all.
This guy masturbates 11 times a day and makes the poor cat watch every time.
"She does things your mum won't."
Check out the dog. He knows a lightning bolt is milliseconds away.
Do you mind? We're kinda busy here.
That's the only pussy Joe Mantegna here is interested in.
I hope TLC doesn't see this. They'll make a TV show out of it.
She seems comfortable in that pose. Hmm, I wonder why.
Roger's best friend. And, if times get tough, dinner.
What, no goats?