Friday, November 12, 2010

October Mugshot Roundup

Don't laugh -- it takes a lot of courage to break the law and get caught.

He just met his cellmate.

Where's my jello? What day is it? Are you my sister?

In case you wondered what happened to Sally Jesse Raphael.

Well that's embarrassing.

Leon's hair hearts you.

The original Mr. Potato Head.

You can run but you cannot hide from the mugshot.

Drugs? No way, not me, nuh uh. Okay, maybe a little.

If you mean ugly juice, we believe you.

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

And Agnes Moorehead as Endora.

Damn, dude, you gotta use the whole fist?

Holy shit, he's using his whole fist on that guy.

Charles vehemently denied being an ass pirate, but the evidence suggested otherwise.

Steve Perry keeps his ears out for word from his career.

What the hell's in her crotch? Is she giving birth?

Timothy Hutton as Derek Smalls

Every time he blinks, rum trickles from his eyes.

Oh great. Now who's gonna play third?

A hairpiece? Get out! Really?

Gimme your lunch money. Now.


  1. Agnes Moorehead! AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Yes, indeed! :D

  2. What a lovely bunch of felons. That guy SO looks like Timothy Hutton! Poor Steve Perry. He's going to need bigger ears.

    I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what Jello Grandpa did to end up in the pokey. I just hope it didn't involve an ice cream truck.

    These are hilarious as always, Cary!

  3. Probably just another naked runner, RG.

    Thanks-glad you liked them.

  4. Add this to the list - here's a shot from my very own town!

  5. Oh that's a great one! Thanks, dude/tte

  6. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... and the Mugshots look pretty nasty, too.

  7. Bhahahaha! The guy with the hairpiece looks seriously ill.Great captions on all of them!

  8. "What the hell's in her crotch? Is she giving birth?"

    It appears to be a superfluous nipple he has his life love giving berth to.



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