Don't laugh -- it takes a lot of courage to break the law and get caught.
He just met his cellmate.
Where's my jello? What day is it? Are you my sister?
In case you wondered what happened to Sally Jesse Raphael.
Well that's embarrassing.
Leon's hair hearts you.
The original Mr. Potato Head.
You can run but you cannot hide from the mugshot.
Drugs? No way, not me, nuh uh. Okay, maybe a little.
If you mean ugly juice, we believe you.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
And Agnes Moorehead as Endora.
Damn, dude, you gotta use the whole fist?
Holy shit, he's using his whole fist on that guy.
Charles vehemently denied being an ass pirate, but the evidence suggested otherwise.
Steve Perry keeps his ears out for word from his career.
What the hell's in her crotch? Is she giving birth?
Timothy Hutton as Derek Smalls
Every time he blinks, rum trickles from his eyes.
Oh great. Now who's gonna play third?
A hairpiece? Get out! Really?
Gimme your lunch money. Now.