Thursday, November 18, 2010

Future Celebrity Perfumes of the Day

These days it seems like every celebrity has a fragrance on the market. Here's a fun list from Smosh about some potential "future" celeb stinkers. - Bev

AMY WINEHOUSE



COURTNEY LOVE



DANNY DEVITO



IGGY POP



JACK BLACK



JACK NICHOLSON



KIRSTIE ALLEY



MICHAEL DOUGLAS



JUSTIN BIEBER



RENEE ZELLWEGER



STEVE BUSCEMI



TOMMY CHONG


Eau du Bong Water?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG



See them all here.


16 comments:

  1. Jeebus - Iggy Pop looks maybe even more corpse-like than Keith Richards, if such a thing is possible.

    And WTF is with Renee Z always having that sour, constipated look on her face? It makes her look really quite ugly.

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  2. HA! Funny post, Bev! Wow--I'm so glad I'm not famous and that I don't have people snapping pictures of me all the time. There are some real doozies here. They were captured and preserved at their very worst, it seems. Some of these you can smell just by looking at the pictures!

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  3. Ahh, Smell-O-Vision, where are you?

    Great post!

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  4. Smell-O-Vision, nice!

    My favorite is Sensual Grandpa... I'll bet he smells like soap and Aqua Velva with just a hint of Old Man.

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  5. I think the Renee Z one would be sour lemon, she always looks like she's just had one in her face. She annoys the hell out of me, as do most of these. Not Buscemi, but I still don't want to smell him.

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  6. Bev, these are hilarious! I'd rename Renee Z's "Weaned on a Pickle."

    "Stench of a Lady" made me snort. So funny!

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  7. Ha! Awesome! You really can see the stink coming off of some of these.

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  8. I'm glad you guys liked them! I know I was chortling at most of them, especially "Stench of a Woman" and "Joyful Man Breasts."

    I agree about being able to see the stink, too. They just need some squiggly cartoon stink lines!

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  9. Where is Sarah Palin's "Refudiation"? The scent that quits halfway through the day.

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  10. I get the feeling that the makers of Courtney Love and Amy Winehouse's "fragrances" are just bottling the same thing and slapping different labels on em.

    Namely that garbage water that accumulates in the bottom of an industrial dumpster.

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  11. You'd be surprised, Cam. Heroin and crack produce entirely different... erm... What's the snobby way to say stank?

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  12. Lefty said...

    What's the snobby way to say stank?


    Redolent, malodorous, pungent, gamy, graveolent, halituous, rank, noctuolent, odoriferous, odorous?

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  13. HA! Cam, have you been reading your thesaurus again? ;-)

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  14. Well, it does get kinda boring in these parts, and a good book is a good book. But the guy who wrote this thing keeps on writing about the same words over and over for some weird reason.

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  15. I was thinking more along the lines of bouquet.

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  16. Cam, it is lacking in plot and character development, isn't it, but a good book is still a good book. I love my thesaurus, and I'm not afraid to use it. :D

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