Luckily, the girls hadn't yet thrown their chickens to the ground before they were told that they were competing in a poetry slam, and not a poultry slam.
So, Kafka was like, "Got an idea for a story, see. Three young ladies, each in a prom dress, each in the woods, each holding chickens. Alright so,...'
"Whoah, whoah, whoah," I said. "That sounds just plain nuts. Go with that cockroach story. Sure its bizarre, but three girls in dresses in the woods, with chickens. Never happen. Its just not real life, man."
cock-a-doodle-jailbait
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ReplyDeleteSome Appalachian girls with their "dates"
ReplyDelete"You three jokers think you takin' my litta girls to da prom? Well you better cocka-doodle-DON'T!"
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ReplyDeleteWe crossed the road for this?
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ReplyDeleteWhen the Gregg sisters; Bobbie, Betty, and Billie, didn't get asked to the prom, they decided to take the family's pet chickens as their dates.
ReplyDeleteThe next day the question on everyone's mind was, "Which came first, the chickens or the Greggs?"
LOL @ Karl!
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ReplyDeleteMuffy, Buffy and Clyde were somewhat confused by the term "hen party."
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ReplyDeletePrior the the Tea Party rally, the musical entertainment trio "The Palinettes" prepare to sacrifice living hens to a poster of Glenn Beck.
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ReplyDeleteLuckily, the girls hadn't yet thrown their chickens to the ground before they were told that they were competing in a poetry slam, and not a poultry slam.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Frank! I bet the chickens were glad about that. HA HA HA HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteSo, Kafka was like, "Got an idea for a story, see. Three young ladies, each in a prom dress, each in the woods, each holding chickens. Alright so,...'
ReplyDelete"Whoah, whoah, whoah," I said. "That sounds just plain nuts. Go with that cockroach story. Sure its bizarre, but three girls in dresses in the woods, with chickens. Never happen. Its just not real life, man."
Kafka sighed heavily. "Fine."
I could tell I had crushed a dream.
Why did the chickens cross the road? To go to the Prom.
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