Ha, several years ago I briefly dated a guy who confessed to me that he used to do this as a teenager. He would tell him mom he was vacuuming the basement. Why he felt the need to tell me this I don't know, but I gagged, vomited, and ran out of there. TMI!
"Whitest kids you know" is probably one of the most underrated sketch comedy groups around. I'd dying for them to get on some bigger programming platforms... great stuff!
Again with the diet Pepsi out the nose! Damn!
ReplyDeleteI want to be that check-out lady when I grow up She's AWESOME!
"Oh, HELL no!"
(Please tell me guys don't really do this. Please.)
Not this guy.
ReplyDeleteOnly guys who are missing dicks, or who's dicks have abnormal scar tissue at the base..... not that I would know that...
ReplyDeleteRich Girl Red said...
ReplyDelete(Please tell me guys don't really do this. Please.)
Sorry to say it does seem to be a real problem for some.
"Nasty-ass vacuum fuckers". Fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI know that woman. Not the actress, just the type. I know her well.
ReplyDelete$1400 and he still bought it? Hmm...wonder what company makes that. Maybe it would be a good idea to buy some stock in it.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Lefty's comment. That part was hilarious! Ahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteHa, several years ago I briefly dated a guy who confessed to me that he used to do this as a teenager. He would tell him mom he was vacuuming the basement. Why he felt the need to tell me this I don't know, but I gagged, vomited, and ran out of there. TMI!
ReplyDeleteAh the teenage years. My mom had an Electrolux. God Bless her..
ReplyDelete"Whitest kids you know" is probably one of the most underrated sketch comedy groups around. I'd dying for them to get on some bigger programming platforms... great stuff!
ReplyDeleteDaisy said...
ReplyDelete$1400 and he still bought it? Hmm...wonder what company makes that. Maybe it would be a good idea to buy some stock in it.
Jeez for $1400 that thing better suck him off, make him a four course dinner and tuck him into bed every night.