Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Disturbing News Article of the Day

(From Bev)

Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him



Via The Boston Examiner. Here's an excerpt:


I first learned about Neal Horsley when he sent me an email telling me he had been following my articles on secession and wondered if I could help him get in contact with the head of the Georgia Militia. I told him, sadly, no, but was curious about a link to a website he gave me for his campaign for governor. And then, there was the mule thing, which I'll get to.


He is running on the "nullification platform", which is kind of secessionist lite. Though, looking over his platform, there doesn't appear to be anything lite about it. But we'll get to that later.

Now, about the mule. Here's a snippet of his confession on Alan Colmes:

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."



You can read the entire article here.

9 comments:

  1. Prairie Girl says:

    Oh look, a use for the watermelon heater from a few days ago!!

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  2. Umm...yeah. My husband and his brothers grew up on a farm, or as close as you can get to having one 30 minutes from Atlanta. They had a mule, and I can guarantee they never sex with it, or any of the other animals. They also never raped the produce.

    I didn't even know about this crazy guy until I saw this, it's great that his name is Horsley too. LOL

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  3. Well, I have heard of people plugging a watermelon before, but I thought it meant something entirely different!

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  4. All I could think about while reading this was the punchline to an old joke.

    "But you screw one goat..."

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  5. Cam, yes! I thought the same thing.

    Soooo gross.

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  6. All of my happy feelings about watermelons and summers at my grandparents' farm--GONE!

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  7. Ok, so how come Basil Marceaux (who is running for Gov from TN) gets NATIONAL medial attention, much to the shame of all Tennesseans and this goober doesn't? Fair is fair ... somebody call Jimmy Kimmel.

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  8. "You can read the entire article here." Um, no thanks...

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  9. So, I'm the ONLY one here who finds farm animals irresistibly sexy? Right.

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