Even when this Bolshevik revolutionary was in exile, he continued to oppose Stalinist bureaucracy…and regularly scheduled haircuts.
The flamboyant exercise guru likes his hair the way he likes his ladies: big, sweaty, and ready to be conditioned.
Sure, Paul Simon was far more talented than his ex-partner, but the Funkel’s ’fro accentuated that at least he was taller.
Just look at the happy little burnt-sienna mess of hair that sits atop the late The Joy of Painting star’s hippy-dippy head.
Springfield’s resident homicidal maniac hates barbers as much as Kelsey Grammer (who voices the freak) hates driving sober.
The pistol-packing producer showed up to his murder trial sporting this blond Afro wig, then got 19 to life. No word on whether or not the wig went with him.
How Rue McClanahan was the one getting laid in that house remains a head-scratcher.
Without a hint of humility, this professional psychic channels the cosmos through his mystical wig. He should really try channeling a gym membership.
If you look closely, you can see the patch of gray that spawned "Uncle Fucker."
The Drummer From Boston
Sammy Hagar "The Horrible"
Dude from "Room 222"
Harpo and Chico Marx
Bert Convy (RIP)
William "The Greatest American Hero" Katt
Yahoo Serious (Young Einstein)
Journey guitarist Neal Schon
Luke from General Hospital
Of course, any mention of Anthony "Luke" Geary means I have to run this classic commercial.
0:11 - "Da Bears!"
0:14 - Frolet
0:17 - "Valet parking, sir?"
0:22 - "Ms. Easton will take care of you, sir. Be sure to hang onto your claim check."
And a forgotten solo cut from Lindsey B. You might want to send your pets out of the room for the last 45 seconds of the song.