With all the hoopla surrounding Mel Gibson and his actions lately, there is a good chance that his career as a movie actor has come to an end. Because I like to be helpful, I came up with some ideas of what he might be able to do next with his life.
SPOKESPERSON
Since he has some acting experience, I thought maybe he could do TV commercials, but then I doubted that anyone would want him to represent them.
DRUNKEN SAILOR
ELEPHANT POOP CATCHER
He's been catching a lot of shit (and rightly so) for his behavior lately, perhaps he can parlay that into a career.
HORSE'S ASS
He's a natural!
VILLAGE IDIOT
If nothing else works out for him, he could always become the village idiot. The only trouble with that would be finding a village that is willing to take him.
Posted by Daisy.
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This one made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteWhat effect, if any, is the new sign in process having on your comments section. Don't lie. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWord verification has been a particular pain for me.
ReplyDeleteAaah, poor Mel. Someone needs to take away his shovel before he digs himself in any deeper.
ReplyDeleteNice work, Daisy! I might add to the pantomime horse gig the caveat that it only be at some sort of bean celebration, chili cook-off or rancid egg salad convention or something.
My village likes its idiots more diversity friendly.
ReplyDeleteI'd buy Sugartits, but not with Mel hawking them! Great job Daisy!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can get a job as Joe Biden's speechwriter.
Great job, Daisy! I think you nailed it.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, Sugartits sound delicious.
Just add milk!
ReplyDeleteHA! Love it!
ReplyDeleteThanks, all! :-)
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite is the elephant clean up guy! I mean really, can there ever be too many pooper scoopers?
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that the Navy doesn't want him.
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