With all the hoopla surrounding Mel Gibson and his actions lately, there is a good chance that his career as a movie actor has come to an end. Because I like to be helpful, I came up with some ideas of what he might be able to do next with his life.
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He's been catching a lot of shit (and rightly so) for his behavior lately, perhaps he can parlay that into a career.
If nothing else works out for him, he could always become the village idiot. The only trouble with that would be finding a village that is willing to take him.