Thursday, April 1, 2010

"Caption This" Photo Of The Day




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18 comments:

  1. Heidi Montag is looking good.

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  2. YEARGH!

    First and last time on Chat Roulette (I don't think she could even see my penis through her bandages).

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  3. I hope no one notices my plastic surgery on the Match.com webcam chat room.....

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  5. No, really... this is the first outbreak I've had that wasn't mild....and it's not the sex kind anyway.

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  6. Now that sufficient time has passed since his perported death, Michael Jackson figures it would be okay to come out of the closet as a real white person.

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  7. See kids, I told you that exploding cigars are dangerous!

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  8. ACK! All I could think of was "Ouch!" Not very witty..but, damn!

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  10. "Sarah had decided, bobbing for apples was an acceptable party game, bobbing for French fries at work, not so much."

    Speaking of work.

    Today my boss got arrested as the result of an April Fools prank.

    When I showed up for work this morning my boss's wife, the office manager was cackling like a witch and her smile was starting to creep me out a bit. To let us in on the joke she got us all together and told us what she did.

    Last night she'd managed to sneak three very realistic rubber snakes into his car and was waiting for him to call her all pissed off at being pranked.

    Yeah, that never happened.

    Turns out my boss reached into the center console for a mint or something, and found one of the snakes. Seeing as he is “little schoolgirl scared” of the things this caused him to veer off the side of the road screaming in terror.

    A local cop saw him “driving erratically” and pulled him over. My boss, already in a shitty mood lipped off to the cop and wound up getting taken in to the station.

    Which is where he called from around lunchtime, when the cop finally let him make a phone call.

    So now he's got a ticket and a sore spot for April Fools pranks.

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  11. Never lose your focus when you work at a toilet paper factory

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  12. Janet's do-it-yourself chemical peel didn't exactly turn out like the label promised.

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  13. Need some entertainment for your next kid's party?

    Price of clowns getting you down?

    Call MR DASHBOARD FACE! He'll be there in a jiffy!

    *not responsible for oozing and festering*

    Siress Yorkie

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  14. Jim really began to regret saying, "Damn the Parkinson's, I'm gonna shave!"

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  15. --The Community Theater's production of "Little Red Riding Hood" didn't go very well. Looking back on it, the director admitted that it might have gone better if he hadn't decided to use a real wolf in the play.



    --Terri couldn't believe it when she won first prize at the Halloween party for her human Q-tip costume!



    --I think someone got a little too close to the penis torch guy on yesterday's LOTD WTF? album cover of the day.


    --No one really knows for sure what happened to Tina other than that she was involved in some sort of freak accident with the cotton candy machine at the county fair.

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  16. I got nuttin'.

    This does remind me, however, of the pictures we took of my mom as she recovered from her facelift.

    Well, we never actually saw the pictures, as this was before digital photography, and when we got the photos back from Eckerd's, we didn't recognize anyone in the photos.

    All I could think of was that family, opening up their photo envelope, and seeing something like that presented here.

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  17. I already had to tell you once, iron my firewood, woman.

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  18. The new envisioning of "Darkman" from the producers of the Blair Witch Project.

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