Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Unfortunate Gravestones Of The Day

Mocked in life. Mocked in death.


See ya


What the.....?


No, not OK


Sorry for your loss, Loss


Yep, that'll kill ya




The death of Funk


I hope that's not what killed her






Do you know Jakshitz? He died.




It's gotta be here somewhere


The poor Dumfart is dead


So long, Fucker




A real stiffy


Expired




And left them to her husband


At least they got a Proper burial




Oh yes


Dead dead


All good things must end




Killed in an unfortunate steamroller accident




That's why we bury 'em


Death is the worst


Not anymore


Not anymore


Yes, zees ees trouble indeed




There was a wee man,
Who had a wee wife,
They had two wee children,
And a long wee life.


Recently retired


Nah, I'm more of a....




And out


Born a Loser, died a Loser.

13 comments:

  1. Constant Craps made me giggle! I also am sorry to hear that the Assman passed away. Moment of silence....
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    Oh, and love your quote today! Maude is the WOMAN.

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  2. This makes my unusual last name seem normal(Duck)

    and where I'm from, "Boob" is a very popular last name. And they all live up to it.

    About two hours from where I'm from, there is a place called Nipple Convalescence Home.

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2595672226_935a1f6b2e.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/akress05/2595672226/&usg=__Qb9KA4YbheY7RdxOAopVL2ZZ2ts=&h=375&w=500&sz=146&hl=en&start=5&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=Q5Nzo3MS8hKwIM:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnipple%2Bconvalescent%2Bhome%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1R1GGGL_en___US356%26tbs%3Disch:1

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  3. Just one of the many reasons I like cemeteries. Always good for a laugh!

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  4. Whoever designed the way the "Spanks" monument was engraved--honestly, couldn't they see what they were writing there? HA HA HA! Great captions, Cary. :D

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  5. Melanie - that's hilarious. Adding that to my next Found Porn post update. Thanks.

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  6. There is one in our local cemetery with the name Dumass on it. I always loved that one.

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  7. One of the teachers at my school was named Hercock - bad name for an HS teacher.

    (Off topic - my captcha was brail, I was amused)

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  8. Those were hilarious! Makes me go walk around in the local cemetary...okay, not really. What kinda freaks found those anyway?! lol

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  9. badmama, I love going to cemetaries! Even though I don't believe in them, and believe they're detrimental to Mother Earth.

    But then again, I may be a bit of a freak.

    Weed made me laugh real loud, but only because of the staging.

    And Expired? Unique and fun death ornament!

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  10. I saw a head stone with a lady's name on it...then it said, "I told you I had a headache".

    Siress Yorkie

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  11. Oh, Cary... "Smellie... That's why we bury 'em..." THE BEST! HAHAHAHA!

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  12. This makes my unusual last name seem normal(Duck)

    In the latter half of this century, a future LOTD post: She didn't.

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  13. Found another good one! http://ngb.chebucto.org/Cemetery/oscar-hiscock.jpg

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