Mocked in life. Mocked in death.
See ya
What the.....?
No, not OK
Sorry for your loss, Loss
Yep, that'll kill ya
The death of Funk
I hope that's not what killed her
Do you know Jakshitz? He died.
It's gotta be here somewhere
The poor Dumfart is dead
So long, Fucker
A real stiffy
Expired
And left them to her husband
At least they got a Proper burial
Oh yes
Dead dead
All good things must end
Killed in an unfortunate steamroller accident
That's why we bury 'em
Death is the worst
Not anymore
Not anymore
Yes, zees ees trouble indeed
There was a wee man,
Who had a wee wife,
They had two wee children,
And a long wee life.
Recently retired
Nah, I'm more of a....
And out
Born a Loser, died a Loser.
Blame Bunions on your Genes
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Constant Craps made me giggle! I also am sorry to hear that the Assman passed away. Moment of silence....
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Oh, and love your quote today! Maude is the WOMAN.
This makes my unusual last name seem normal(Duck)
ReplyDeleteand where I'm from, "Boob" is a very popular last name. And they all live up to it.
About two hours from where I'm from, there is a place called Nipple Convalescence Home.
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Just one of the many reasons I like cemeteries. Always good for a laugh!
ReplyDeleteWhoever designed the way the "Spanks" monument was engraved--honestly, couldn't they see what they were writing there? HA HA HA! Great captions, Cary. :D
ReplyDeleteMelanie - that's hilarious. Adding that to my next Found Porn post update. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThere is one in our local cemetery with the name Dumass on it. I always loved that one.
ReplyDeleteOne of the teachers at my school was named Hercock - bad name for an HS teacher.
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Those were hilarious! Makes me go walk around in the local cemetary...okay, not really. What kinda freaks found those anyway?! lol
ReplyDeletebadmama, I love going to cemetaries! Even though I don't believe in them, and believe they're detrimental to Mother Earth.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, I may be a bit of a freak.
Weed made me laugh real loud, but only because of the staging.
And Expired? Unique and fun death ornament!
I saw a head stone with a lady's name on it...then it said, "I told you I had a headache".
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Oh, Cary... "Smellie... That's why we bury 'em..." THE BEST! HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThis makes my unusual last name seem normal(Duck)
ReplyDeleteIn the latter half of this century, a future LOTD post: She didn't.
Found another good one! http://ngb.chebucto.org/Cemetery/oscar-hiscock.jpg
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