From Mandy & Rebecca, who love thongs on men.
When it's on the outside...
When it's on the field
When it's trying to escape
When it's on sideways
When you both wear it
When it doesn't cover your goofy tattoo
When it's on this guy
When it's showing what no one wants to see
When it reaches your armpits
When it's on a dog
When there's not enough liquor in the world to make you forget seeing it
When it makes you hurl
No complaints here
When it escaped from a nursing home
When it's worn by The Crypt Keeper
Things aren't always what they seem
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Just threw up a little in mouth. Should have known not to even look. My eyes are burnt.
ReplyDeleteI'm so scared of the world.
ReplyDeletereaching for the pepto...
ReplyDeleteWhoa..not on monday morning.
ReplyDeleteThe one of the woman with the super giant ass confuses me. How can anyone be that disproportionate?
ReplyDelete"When it's trying to escape"
ReplyDeleteHa-ha-ha-ha-ha! :D
Audra, maybe that's not really her ass. Maybe she's sitting on two boulders.
ReplyDelete"No complaints here." Really? That one is beyond absurd! Her jeans are practically down to her knees, yet life goes on.
ReplyDeleteUm, I'm actually guilty of the whole "sideways" thing. In my defense the particular pair is quite tiny, but still...
Samsmama - I've done that too! Ooopsie.
ReplyDeleteMala and I saw a woman like the "no complaints here" one at an amusement park last summer and discretely took her photo too. Somehow it's the fact that they're tending to a child in a stroller that makes it all the more off-putting!
Now I'm gonna have the Thong Song stuck in my head all day.
Smama - yes, really. I like absurd.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck???
ReplyDeleteBeing the ancient crone that I am, I cannot get over the whole "pants worn that low" thing, especially with the underwear (of any style) deliberately showing. And yes, I was a teen when "hip huggers" were first in fashion, but we would have been mortified if our panties showed.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it. And for 99 percent of the population, their bodies really don't warrant the overt display.
Whenever I see kids with their underwear sticking up above their ridiculously low pants, (completely obscuring their butts, btw) I have to fight the urge to yank them up to a practical level - like so they aren't tripping over themselves.
okay, I'm done.
Hey, maybe my boys saw this and that's why they've been up all night puking, hmmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteAnd nice one Bev, you had to say Thong Song, aaaaaahhhhhhhh, make it stop...
I'm with Mtn Mama - showing your underwear, just bad and tacky all the way around, guess it's our generation. I don't get these young girls showing their bra straps and half their bras. Awful
ReplyDeleteOne fun moment was with a friend who is a wardrobe person in the entertainment biz - while we were waiting at a restaurant she said to the two teenage girls next to us - "you know (pointing to one) sometimes you can pull that look off, but in order to do so, the bra really has to be CLEAN" . Their jaws dropped and they said nothing and she turned to me and said "you see, I really am the fashion police".
A ha! Posh *did* mention in an interview that hubby David Beckham liked to wear her underwear. Hee! ;)
ReplyDeleteCall me granny pants but I can't stand to have anything between my ass cheeks. Not even a hair or a stray piece of TP. I go nucking futs if I have anything trapped there. God forbid I'm in a hurry and I get something stuck and I leave the bathroom. I can't even carry on a conversation because all I can think about is what the fuck is stuck between my ass cheeks. It happened to me once at a job interview. I didn't get the job because I so distracted. I couldn't even think about what my name was.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should look into a bidet, Elisa.
ReplyDeleteHelp...I could not pull my eyes away from these pix. Like a horrible traffic accident, I guess.
ReplyDeleteIs that 2nd from last Paris Hilton?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I can tell I'm old because back when I was younger the sight of underwear (male or female) was simply an invitation to give that person a wedgie.
ReplyDeleteFrankly I'm a little scared to think about what those dental floss style underthings would do to someone under the pressure of an atomic melvin.
oh damn!!!
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