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1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.
Date: 2009-12-05, 3:34PM EST
So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they're sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they'll die in this weather, if I leave them on my windowsill they'll die.
So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it'd be awesome. I don't want to ruin 1500 lives.
Email me and tell me what your'e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they're yours.
So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it'd be awesome. I don't want to ruin 1500 lives.
Email me and tell me what your'e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they're yours.
- Location: park slope
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ReplyDeleteLadybug brownies.
Sounds like no matter what the poor ladybugs don't have long to live:(
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ReplyDeleteI'd take the Lady Bugs off his hands in exchange for one of those brownies.
ReplyDeleteI only recently realized that not all ladybugs are female.
ReplyDeleteIf he finds someone who wants to feed them to an animal, wouldn't that kind of ruin their lives too? :D
ReplyDeleteIf he lets them go, they are just going to fly home to find their homes burned and their children gone. Except for one. Hidden under the frying pan.
ReplyDeleteGood grief! Children's nursery rhymes are brutal. It's probably less traumatizing to let them watch "True Blood."
Sounds like an Owl City song begging to be written.
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDelete"If 1500 ladybugs/
gave me a thousand hugs..."
Ladybugs will eat the bugs off the pot plants! What a dipshit!
ReplyDeletedrunks and internet shopping do not mix.
ReplyDeletewhat a maroon!
Awww...too bad Christmas is over. If you string them on a thread with a needle like you do popcorn, they would make a great garland for his tree.
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