Monday, December 7, 2009

Top 10 TV Womanizers Of The Day

A guest list from Chris at WebTVHub.

Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)



Former patients, sex addicts, therapists, strippers, babysitters, and even mother and a daughter duos have all had past sexual relations with Dr. Christian Troy. Ordinarily, any guy who is caught cheating on his girlfriend in his bedroom suffers severe punishment. Christian, on the other hand, turns the predicament into a threesome in the above clip from
Nip/Tuck.

In an interview with USA Today Julian McMahon commented on his character, boasting, “Without a doubt I’ve had the most sex scenes in any television show, ever.” He’s even had a sex scene with Rosie O’ Donnell; a clip you’ll just have to look up on your own time.



Barney Stinson (
How I Met Your Mother)



Creator and screenwriter Craig Thomas describes Barney as “a pretty fragile character who’s really afraid of being alone.” Though, you wouldn’t know it from most of his sexist scenes on How I Met Your Mother. Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t be more of a jerk to the women that come to his apartment.

Neil, who is actually gay in real life, has had over 200 one-night stands in the course of the show, yet remains as one of the most likable characters. His code of manhood dubbed “The Bro Code” includes rules like the following: “When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she’s dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that’s the case, make it quick.”


The Entire Cast Of Mad Men

Just one character out of this show wouldn’t be enough of an example to show how obviously sexist Mad Men is. Stories and history lessons about inequality in the workplace can’t compare to seeing it on screen. Nearly every male character, no matter how big or small, is a womanizer in each episode.

The Gynecologist


The ’60s was certainly a strange time to be in the medical field. Birth control pills were taboo for unmarried women and it wasn’t uncommon for a doctor to smoke. When Peggy visits the gynecologist for her first (and last) time during the show, the help that she gets might as well be sexual harassment.

Pete


All throughout the first season, Pete certainly has a shitty way of showing Peggy how he likes her. Here’s the classic moment when they first met; who knew they’d be hooking up later that night?


Joey (Friends)



Joey is perhaps the most likable skirt chaser on TV due to his dimwitted charm and humor. Sure he’s a womanizer, but he’s too dumb to know it. In this compilation of his famous catchphrase “How You Doin’?” it’s easy to see that Joey’s libido has no off button.

In real life
Friends actor Matt LeBlanc certainly has a way with women as well. According to a NBC interview about he revealed that he once seduced two stewardesses and convinced them to take him in as a roommate when he first moved to New York City.

See the rest at WebTVHub.com.


Borowitz Report: Tiger's Worst Nightmare

I'm already sick to death of hearing about you-know-who... except when it's from The Borowitz Report.


Tiger Woods' Worst Nightmare




WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.

Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.

Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.

"We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said. "We have demands and they must be met. Quickly. Huge."

According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."

In a related story, David Letterman today cleared all the golf clubs out of his house. More here.



Vid Of The Day: Pwn3d!

Nice robe, J. How was your shower?


Amazing Deal Of The Day. Sorta.

Check out AMC, going all out with the holiday bargains this year.

This can't be. Free gift card shipping? Get out! That's a savings of anywhere from 45 cents to 90 cents, depending on how many cards you buy. How on earth can they afford to do this? What's next, a large popcorn for $7 instead of $7.50? Go AMC.


Christmas Turd Of The Day (video)

See the Sponsor Of The Day if you're wondering where this song came from. Enjoy!


November Engrish Roundup

All my funnies are belong to you.


I always think with my thing


Fucking Wang, he burns everything. Worst cook ever.


Also fights plaque, tartar, mosquitoes and flies


How cheap is it?


You'll want good vision in the afterlife, trust us.


Wank sock


It's been 10 days since I last gnawed any wood, but I'm still having cravings.


Although, if you can piss that high, congrats.


Please go over there to die. Thank you.




Take care the thief.


This dish tastes like it was raped.


Can someone please get discunt a ticket?




I've been there


We all favorite carrot game.


Thanks, that makes two of us.


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