Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Rock out with your frock out, Grandma!
Idea and a few pics from The Faster Times. Link from Frank.
No idea what they're playing so I'm taking some wild guesses.
"Hocus Pocus" - Focus
"Ace of Spades" - Motörhead
"Donna" - Ritchie Valens
"Misirlou" - Dick Dale
"Brown Sugar" - The Rolling Stones
"Jack U Off" - Prince
"Still They Ride" - Journey
"Hair Of The Dog" - Nazareth
"The Spirit Of Radio" - Rush
"One Way Or Another" - Blondie
"Going To California" - Led Zep
"Whiskey In The Jar" - Metallica
"Peace Of Mind" - Boston
"The Boys Are Back In Town" - Thin Lizzy
"Give It Away" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Easy Lover" - Phil Collins & Philip Bailey
Kids are relentlessly cruel. From The Onion.
Boarding School Student Receives Wet William
DEERFIELD, MA—Deerfield Academy first-year Foster R. Poole III told reporters Monday that he had received yet another Wet William from a group of upperclassmen who reportedly torment the 14-year-old private school student relentlessly.
"If they're not administering a painful Charles Horse to my thigh, then they're manhandling my scalp with a series of rough Baron Von Noogingtons," Poole said while drying his ear with a monogrammed handkerchief.
"And just last week those ruffians forced my head into a lavatory toilet and gave me the Aqua Coriolis of a lifetime. Simply outrageous behavior."
Poole said he plans to try out for the coxswain position on the academy's varsity crew team, a gambit for increased popularity he hopes will curtail the painful Wedgewoods he often receives while changing in the gymnasium locker room.