Poster Of The Day: Teenagers

Like.

From Karen C.

WTF? Commercial Of The Day: Nutri-Grain

And I thought Fiber One bars were life-altering.

Granny Guitar Heroes Of The Day

Rock out with your frock out, Grandma!

Idea and a few pics from The Faster Times. Link from Frank.

No idea what they're playing so I'm taking some wild guesses.


"Hocus Pocus" - Focus


"Ace of Spades" - Motörhead


"Donna" - Ritchie Valens


"Misirlou" - Dick Dale


"Brown Sugar" - The Rolling Stones


"Jack U Off" - Prince




"Still They Ride" - Journey


"Hair Of The Dog" - Nazareth


"The Spirit Of Radio" - Rush


"One Way Or Another" - Blondie


"Going To California" - Led Zep


"Whiskey In The Jar" - Metallica






"Peace Of Mind" - Boston


"The Boys Are Back In Town" - Thin Lizzy


"Give It Away" - Red Hot Chili Peppers


"Easy Lover" - Phil Collins & Philip Bailey

News Story Of The Day: Boarding School Student Receives Wet William

Kids are relentlessly cruel. From The Onion.

Boarding School Student Receives Wet William

DEERFIELD, MA—Deerfield Academy first-year Foster R. Poole III told reporters Monday that he had received yet another Wet William from a group of upperclassmen who reportedly torment the 14-year-old private school student relentlessly.

"If they're not administering a painful Charles Horse to my thigh, then they're manhandling my scalp with a series of rough Baron Von Noogingtons," Poole said while drying his ear with a monogrammed handkerchief.

"And just last week those ruffians forced my head into a lavatory toilet and gave me the Aqua Coriolis of a lifetime. Simply outrageous behavior."

Poole said he plans to try out for the coxswain position on the academy's varsity crew team, a gambit for increased popularity he hopes will curtail the painful Wedgewoods he often receives while changing in the gymnasium locker room.

Vid Of The Day: Halls

Well this makes sense.