Thursday, November 5, 2009

Drummer Of The Day (video)

Someone loves his work. Damn. Don't hurt yourself, man. And that song is a dirge. Imagine him playing some Rush or Green Day. He'd spontaneously combust. There'd be nothing left on the drum seat but a big burn hole.

From Suzanne L.



Spam Of The Day: Two Hearts

Some guy named Lenny wants me. I don't swing that way, but I gotta say, Lenny's quite the poet. He'll have no trouble finding another soulmate, the silver-tongued devil.

From: "Lenny" (xxxx@xxxxxx.com)
To: "listoftheday@yahoo.com"
Date: Thursday, November 5, 2009. 1:15 PM
Subject: Long-term relationship

Ave, gentleman!

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Only two hearts can sing with all the joy life brings inspiring hope
in the soul’s depths, scaling mountains never climbed yet, flying
beyond the star’s reach and discovering beauty in the light of each,
seeking rainbows beyond the pall. Only two hearts in
love have it all – two hearts like ours. I am waiting for you here,
my only true love. http://xxxxxxx.xxx

Waiting for your answer
L.

October Engrish Roundup

Making fun of Asians since 2007.


Don't rush me. I had a lot to drink.


Damn, dude, you gotta travel again? Where are they sending you this time?


Hmm. Tough choice.




Ya think?






Honey, you look so fucking lovely




He's the MVF


Don't shit down! Shit up! And shtraighten your shoulders.


Or you might foll


Right next to the Ass-Wiping Cloths and the Rubber Booger Suckers


Diseey's Makcey and Mimele


Yeah, let's skip that




Ok, who choked the toilet bowl?


Just drink it, drinker!




I wish I remembered where they put mine


Do you hear meowing coming from in there?



PSA Of The Day: Stripping For Change

Not change like quarters and dimes, but climate change, which is all well and good, except the layers upon layers of clothing remind me too much of playing strip poker in college with chicks who'd wear five shirts and three pairs of panties and then quit when they ran out of things to take off.


Ironic Hilarity Of The Day: Breathalyzer

This one's too good for the sidebar. From T-Nova.



Man Dressed As Breathalyzer For Halloween Busted For DUI

OXFORD, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street.

Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk. Police said Miller blew 0.158 percent on a Breathalyzer test. The legal limit for driving is a blood-alcohol level of .08.

Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation. Miller had no comment when reached at home Wednesday.


Reborn Actress Of The Day: Kathleen Turner (NSFW)

Remember Kathleen Turner? Not like this, you don't. This isn't the same woman from Body Heat and Romancing The Stone. I've been watching the new season of "Californication" on Showtime, and when I first saw her I was like, what the fuck is that? But now I gotta confess -- I love the woman. She's funny as hell and owns her role with a vengeance. Yeah, she got old and fat (haven't we all?) and must be smoking about 12 packs of Camels a day, but god love her, she cracks me up.

Btw, for you "King Of The Hill" fans, Pam Adlon is the voice of Bobby Hill.




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