Monday, November 2, 2009

Bitchin' Guitarist Of The Day: Orianthi Panagaris

No school here today, so I just got back from taking my kid to see the Michael Jackson movie, This Is It. Her choice, not mine, but we both enjoyed it. It helps if you like his music, and I do (most of it). Anyhoo, his band was excellent, especially guitarist Orianthi Panagaris. Watch this sheila go, man.




WTF Product Of The Day: Bumpits (video)

Is this for real? WTF? Isn't this what curling irons do?

From Traci.



The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Books Of The Day (NSFW)

From Mr. Minimac and Cracked.com.

"Sex is something everyone claims to be good at, but very few people actually take the time to research. For a man to be a successful lover, he has to be attentive, fit and focused. As for a woman, she must be awake-ish and attached to her vagina.

I searched through dozens of used book stores to find research done on the art of sexing. Say a silent prayer for the genitals of your future lovers, because you’re about to read some highly advanced, extremely erotic tips that will take your lovemaking to the next level."




Read it here at Cracked.com.


News Of The Day: FDA Approves Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

From Melissa and The Onion.


October Mugshot Roundup

We're all criminals. These are the unlucky ones who get caught.


Eye fought the law and the law won.


Forgive & forget -- after you work 'em over with your brass knuckles


Tell Buckwheat to come get Momma out of jail!


Wide-eyed at the crack of Dawn


I crown you King Of Dipshits


My moustache tastes like gin!


Is that a Snuggie?


Where's Waldo?


Too old to be a cougar. More like a saber-tooth tiger.


Martha Plimpton looks like hell these days


2 kids, 6 fingers. Not good.


Lighten up, Francis.


What happened, Witchiepoo, crash your broom?


It's ok, guy, we all screw up. Shake it off.


Busted for DWOH: Driving With Only a Head


Yeah, Liquid Nails


Even his teeth are red


It's hard, isn't it? Not staring at boobies, I mean.


Can someone get this mouse out of my forehead? I'm handcuffed.


Lip liner. You're doing it wrong.



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