Friday, October 23, 2009

14 Unnecessary Smoking Accessories Of The Day

Comedy gold from Spinderfella and Modern Mechanix

Wrist Lighter

"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
"Why yes, it's AYYYOWWWWWWW!!!!!"

Remote Smoking Apparatus

Includes a cheek clip for completely hands-free smoking

Double Smoker

Because it's just a matter of time before some butthole asks to bum a smoke. Take out the half-smoked extra and say, "Here ya go, pal."

Vest Ash Can

Get it monogrammed for an extra touch of class

Smoker's Helper

So your pal gets pissed that you drilled a cigarette-sized hole in the end of his favorite pool cue. Fuck him. It wasn't like he was gonna be shooting pool anytime soon, what with those two broken arms.

Cigarette-Tip Ash Tray

Back when people gave a shit where they dropped their ashes

Trained Cig-Smuggling Cockroach

No big -- smokers get their cigs from vile, disease-carrying vermin all the time.

Waterproof Cigarette Paper

Now you can smoke in the shower! Thanks, Scotch-Gard
(TM) !

Nudist's Cigarette Holder

You don't want to know where he keeps his lighter, trust me.

Pipe Holster

Almost as cool as a cell phone holster

Cigarette Sharpener

Well, not really, but that's what it looks like. Who knows what the fuck it really is?

Smoke Diverter

Why breathe your own second-hand smoke when you can blow it in the direction of other diners?

Cigarette Case With Counter

Tons of uses. Keep track of how many smokes you've given away, or just count days off the end of your life.

Cigarette Factory In A Can

This handy little device stores your tobacco and rolls your cigs on command, and no, it doesn't look ridiculous at all.

Vid Of The Day: The Muppets In Jamaica

I think maybe this wasn't the original music under this video. I could be wrong. Hear that whirring sound? That's Jim Henson spinning.

From my buddy, Tom Dempsey.

Random Reader Photos Of The Day

Various funny pics from you.

Fine Photoshop work by Adam G. that I forgot to add to the Crazy Mean Baby post.

From Hairwrecker Lindsey

From Keva

From Dickie Lee

An unintentional funny from Molly's Mom...

... and one from Neil

From Bubbasmom

From Cleve.

Classic Music Video Of The Day

They're not gonna take it.

It's Friday. Rock out with thy cock out!


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