Terrell had a head for the shoe shine business
Put David Crosby back on the organ transplant list, this time for an eye.
"Ha ha, nice Billy Bob teeth, dude! Where'd you ge--huh? Oh. Sorry."
The sun comes up at the crack of Dawn
Her eyebrows look like grasshopper legs, and that top was a tablecloth two days ago.
Lamont suddenly felt like half the man he used to be.
They be talkin' 'bout that shitty tattoo
Are those hair plugs? Ha ha, just kidding, Flashdance.
You look better with the hair down in front, Cousin It
"The FUCK you lookin' at?"
"Your forehead says 'stare'"
"Oh. Right. My bad."
The jacket flap is covering up the "Un-"
Nice shirt, Yanni. Fingerhut? Or Party City?
Great Clips - still only $11
Connect the dots to see something stupid
Is your name Claude by any chance?
Don't cry for me, Orange Tina
"We've got to get this woman to a hospital."
"What is it, doctor?"
"A big building with sick people, but that's not important right now."